Interpolic

4 points. I'm basically Alan Curbishley.

Kick ballboys out of football.

The ball boy began to slip, he pushed him further to the floor, couldn't get it back then kicked him when the ball was out of sight. the kid rolls on the ball and wriggles about to stay there and stop him getting the ball, hazard then tries to kick the ball from under him. Yup. The stupid brat should never be allowed in a football ground again. Absolutely disgraceful behaviour and Swansea should be heavily fined, or kicked out the competition.

Oh good, we can add Swansea/Bradford to the list of shit clubs who have won a trophy since 1969. Mixed feelings though, because I of course wanted them to beat Chelsea.

Get this updated if necessary please. As it stands I don't know what to believe.

His punctuality's definitely improving like.

Is that him off sightseers? And the fans weren't booing the lads Ranger you absolute div. Making an apology without even understanding what he's done wrong.

Seems like a solid story, approximately nobody even talking about it on Twitter not to mention the total lack of sources.

Fair enough. As long as it's end of season and for at least £1million £1m?

They've got GIFs in Sunderland now, fucking hell.

I should fucking hope they're panicking, we're going down. They'll not waste money on shite though, they're tight as fuck. Doesn't sound like we've overpaid either. Hopefully these signings are the boost we so desperately need.

Will have to change it to "He's not Dame Judi Dench" then I suppose.

So what man, he fucked us up.

Fingers crossed they're willing to wait until the summer for their international footballer on the cheap. Cheeky fucking bastards.

It's getting to the stage where I'm getting a bit embarrassed, getting fuck-all every week atm.

Happy birthday m8.

That's a bit strong, this guy seems a bit sweary.

Wilford was a canny player for them, but the price did end up looking steep. Not sure they got much when he moved on either.

Yeah, somebody should dig up everything Pardew's ever said and dissect it to a microscopic degree without any context so they can whinge on about it. Oh hang on, that's already happened. Can only assume you've missed my point, otherwise you're just having a pop for no reason. The point was that only last week Pardew was praising the fans for their patience and support and this week he's implying there's often a poisonous atmosphere that negatively affects the team. In that sense those quotes are worth digging up to have a look at.

Someone should dig up Pardew's quotes from a few days ago that were praising the fans, just to show how quickly the man will use something as an excuse.

Can't believe he hasn't quit while he was behind with this crowd stuff, especially given the extraordinary level of patience shown this season. The man's a prat.

Pardew packs in sunbed sessions, acknowledges he looked a prat.