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Find people like that and shoot to kill IMO.

I noticed our approach of having 3 players in the box having a big cuddle for one corner, wondered whether that was the tactic.

Villa's youth team is one of the best around though, isn't it? Bit of a difference in that case, not that I'm saying the situation looks ideal.

I rate Lambert fairly highly so can't see them being as far down as they were last year. Could do with a few players in though, I'd be a bit concerned about Lerner not putting much money in if I was a Villa fan, understandable though it is considering some of the pure bilge signings he sanctioned under O'Neill.

Villa could quite easily turn it around with 2 or 3 vaguely ambitious signings. Well top 10 anyway. If there are money issues between Liverpool and Newcastle that prove too prohibitive then I can't see Carroll wanting to sit on the bench for another 6 months. Villa would probably be about as good as he could do in that case.

Unfortunately not. Only motd2 goes on iplayer. Presume that was accidental, still funny.

FFS.

Crossed my mind a while back that Carroll and Villa might be a decent bet actually. Only thing is that they don't seem to be spending much money these days.

This is the internet.

My second team are NUFC reserves. TOON TOON.

Not having a dig but I'm fucking sick of reading broken English now like.

He's got a heed like a fucking lightbulb but (in football terms) he's not very bright at all. Watt a contradiction he is.

Yeah. You're supposed to be loyal to your family you dumb motherfucker.

What a fucking mess.

Not sure I agree, they've lost RVP and Song but gained Podolski, Carzola, Giroud and Sahin. If those signings work out then I think they'll do pretty well.

He's quicker than Kevin Nolan.

That Maloney looks fat as fuck.

I know.

He said scoring goals was the hardest job in the world. Nice.

Well yeah, exactly. OK now it looks like I'm talking to myself but never mind.

Talk about the England squad please.

Lot of money that like.

Progress.