Interpolic

Well she was a hot biscuit. My France/Benzama tournament bet is looking good. Really glad England topped the group, I couldn't have seen us faring much better in this game at all although the likes of Chiles would probably say we'd have "had more of a go". Fingers crossed the game versus Italy will be an even, entertaining game.

I don't particularly like the bloke but come on have understood everything he has said. What do you want him to do change his accent to sound like every other fucker down south, Our accent can be strong as fuck to people outside of the area and almost incomprehensible depending on how quick we talk. Think its a bit harsh tbh Of course it's harsh, people are taking the piss to an extent. I do genuinely highly dislike the Scouse accent quite a lot which is a shame because a lot of Scousers are really nice. The Geordie acccent is ace so it's not relevant. Can't help but take the piss when I meet a scouser like. It ain't the best like, it's mad how different it is from Mancunian n all given the relative proximity of the cities. Yeah, I like the Manc accent personally but it's the same with Scouse/Manc/Geordie/wherever accents, you get really horrible versions of any. Usually from total radgies who treat a horrible way of speaking like a badge of honour. And that's not me being a ponce, the charver voice is a fucking embarrassment to Newcastle for example.

The atmosphere's shit so Tyldsley speaks of "a hushed admiration when Spain are in possession". Fuck off, that's a new low.

I don't particularly like the bloke but come on have understood everything he has said. What do you want him to do change his accent to sound like every other fucker down south, Our accent can be strong as fuck to people outside of the area and almost incomprehensible depending on how quick we talk. Think its a bit harsh tbh Of course it's harsh, people are taking the piss to an extent. I do genuinely highly dislike the Scouse accent which is a shame because a lot of the Scousers I've met are really nice. The Geordie acccent is ace so it's not relevant.

Fucccck off, Carragher, your accent's a disgrace.

Do you know what bugs me about Tyldsley. Everything. No, the main thing is stuff like that, where the half time whistle goes and immediately he goes "Typical Spain..." then launches into some fucking scripted bullshit that he's obviously been working on all game. Just tell the viewer what's happening FFS, you can't help your annoying voice but just do your fucking job. He's the anti-Barry Davies.

He actually fits in very well at ITV.

There we are. What did he say? Earlier he'd said how Newcastle fans could confirm how good Cabaye was from freekicks. This time around he mentioned the Man Utd one. Ahh I see. Scum, subhuman scum.

Nice effort by the sex bomb.

There we are. What did he say?

Great effort by his sexiness.

Can imagine Keane seeing the Mexican wave and saying "Stop fecking around and watch the fecking game for feck's sake. Feck".

Newcastle fans mentioned by the devil. Also Benzema having a fucking awful tournament.

what? Jokes. Anyway... that shit again? seriously had a belly full of shit happening here and missed most of the 'happening' up till now Sorry, I didn't mean anything by that. "Jokes" is just what the kids are saying these days when hilarity is being pondered, didn't even think about the fact I was replying to you. They say "Jokes man, jokes" you see. You should watch Attack The Block for a good example.

what? Jokes. Anyway...

It's all happening.

I think it'll be easy to score points - can see myself getting another 10 points, at least.

23rd, I can still win this.

9-1.

COLLYMORE CLOSING IN! I only hit the bitch once ffs Very good.

Greedy cunt.

In before I changed it to capitals for effect.

COLLYMORE CLOSING IN!

Neil's going to lose his shit like NUFC did in 96.

"MESSY!" as in saying it was a bit of a scruffy goal but he'll take it.