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Would start at £500 as a base, obviously there are cheaper / dearer ones. Also I think you can spread the payments so you pay the club per month. My dad's always paid around the £500 mark on average I think and is on a deal with Barclaycard where you pay no interest on the season ticket because of its Premier League sponsorship.

Wed / Thurs.

Bit weird how AOC started the first game then only got a few minutes after that, despite having done reasonably well.

Really daft decision not to bring Adam Johnson, definitely think he'd have potentially given us something a bit different from the bench at least.

Haha ah I suppose you're right. I just read the thing how it was written, "irrational fear of leaving their home" and thought it adds up but it doesn't.

Nah, phobe for fear or dislike I think. Phile for lover of, and yes that means that paedophile means lover of children.

Top YouTube comment: "Does he think it means somebody with an irrational fear of leaving their home?" Oh, so that's why he's getting confused.

Must mean xenophobic, not that it makes any fucking sense, especially when you consider the lack of Englishmen who go abroad. What a tit.

Honestly, who the fuck are those people?

The best Futureheads album is This Is Not The World by a long shot, give it a listen or 2 if you don't believe me. Always only been mildly keen on their other stuff and they were a bit off the radar when that came out but it's fantastic.

I don't think the tournament has been help by the line up of the QFs, 4 easily predictable winners (lets face it taking off our England tinted specs, no one outside our borders gives us much of a chance). The semi should be a lot better and closer games, although seeing past a Spain Germany repeat final is extremely hard. Hmm, really don't agree with that. Think most will be looking at it as almost a 50/50 game with Italy as slight favourites.

Your mam's a tense 0-0. Brave boy.

Your mam's a tense 0-0.

Me too man, can't wait. Except I can't watch it because I'm at Hackney Weekend. Think it'll probably be quite difficult to do a Likely Lads style job in such circumstances.

So hilariously bitter from the moment they wake up each morning it seems.

No they won't. Ooh, controversial. Martinez looking at Chiles like he's special needs.

You really wouldn't think this was a quarter final, atmosphere and football quality-wise.

I honestly think Clive's mam should publically apologise.

Aye, like they're sick of the sight of each other and just want to get home. Really disappointed with them.

I can just picture a dartboard with him in the centre with you firing bullts at it Why waste them on a dartboard? He was alright when I met him at an football awards evening. Think he just talks s*** as that's the environment he's in tbh. Aye, I don't know anything about him personally, all I'm going on is the amount of football he ruins. The worst thing he does is, when there's nothing happening in a game, he'll just drone on and on and on with his brain not actually making the words happen. The exact opposite of letting the pictures tell the story. Exactly, as I say he's the complete opposite to Barry Davies who would sometimes just simply say "Goal" and that's it. Sign of the times unfortunately.

Ooh, look at that, when you've got a striker on the pitch there's someone to play through balls to.

77 minutes gone and it's time for the French to pretend they're interested.

I can just picture a dartboard with him in the centre with you firing bullts at it just use darts surely. Didn't even notice that.