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Beardsley away at QPR in 93/94, slick one-two with Cole and he hammered it into the roof of the net on the volley. One of my favourite goals ever as it was when I was about 10 and just starting to get really excited about Newcastle for the first time. Beardsley scored all kinds of cracking goals for us tbf. Also Alex Mathie at home to Sheff Wed in the same season.

Apparently Torres gets it because he drew with Gomez on assists but played less minutes, not sure if that's how the betting shops will play it. You're right though, yeah. 3 goals isn't much at all either.

Torres gets it because of a technicality?

How many players on 3 goals?

I'd forgotten about him, that's outrageous. Would be the first name on England's teamsheet.

What has?

Bollocks. Wish Italy had had more luck in front of goal here.

Balotelli hatrick 2nd half and I might just break into the top 20.

Italy were doing well enough to get back into the game but this is Spain they're playing so it's surely impossible for the 2nd half to be anything but a non-event.

What's your connection to Spain, family or something?

Came out of nowhere that like.

Been impressed with Italy since they went behind, a goal for them and we've got a great game on our hands here.

I selected Spain vs Italy and it came on. Sounds like there are about 15 people in a room who have never seen a game of football before. Also have that patronising children's tv presenter tone. I switched it on and some bird was saying "Can you believe it's been 30 days since the tournament started? I can't believe it's been 30 days since the tournament started". Well it has so fuck off.

Be careful, Clive's waiting for you.

Same, lasted seconds.

Tyldsley or Lawrenson.

Well it's as good a night as any for me to try crack for the first time. Pure off me face on crack. Much like Allardyce must have been when he signed Smith. Crackhead fat cunt.

Everybody please drink responsibly.

Everybody please drink responsibly.

Quite like that idea.

You are taking the piss! If a 3 year old child made that joke to me I'd tell him to stop being a fucking moron and grow up. Jesus!

I like H, took a lot of courage to come out when everyone had him down as a heterosexual playa for so many years. I don't care if he's in Steps, he's my favourite one out of S Club.

I've been hilariously mediocre the last few weeks, almost always 22nd or 23rd. I'll take it.

Really annoys me, this.