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Not saying it didn't happen but the thought of adding £20m to the price of a player just like that is just absurd. And here we are with a lot of the other clubs trying to do things vaguely within our means. Fucking hate Chelsea, although I did before the Russian arrived.

Which is his blog? http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/charliebrooker Pretty good IMO.

Stifler's your man, get him involved.

Link doesn't work. You get one chance with me and you've blown it.

Made me remember hearing about this part of his autobiography in reference to his last visit to Anfield as a referee:

I'd have him back, £18.6m for him and Carroll.

Translation:

Nice one, Brendan.

Seems the £18.6m figure is the only thing we can believe here.

It's the latest figure man, stop asking questions.

£18.6m does seem to be on the high side. Would prefer to pay less than £18.6m. £18.6m and Liverpool are doing well as a seller. £18.6m.

A FIFA version of Keefaz's goalkeeper experiment.

But they won't though.

BottleDog, are you also Realist by any chance? Just a feeling I've had over the last few days.

God, the patter in this transfer window is doing my fucking head in.

Well we should clearly move on or try to unsettle the player if they're seriously asking that much for him. No chance.

He's buying him as a centre back lol.

Who's Marc Walton?

Everyone of Algerian decent looks the same ? As bad as Saurez you like. At least I can spell their names you xenophobe. It's homophobe.

Oh good, the co-commentator's a proper dickhead.

The player drives a lot of the activity these days but then again if Liverpool are only interested in selling him and we're offering no more than a loan then it might be a bit of a Michael Owen to us situation where he has to go to West Ham or wherever rather than sit on the bench. If it's a straight race between us and another club on a permanent deal then I can see Liverpool having to accept a bit less money as the player holds a lot of sway.

Well what the fuck's Chris on about then?

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