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http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/audio/2012/apr/25/barcelona-chelsea-gary-neville-fernando-torres-audio?popup=true

That straw thing's brilliant.

The 2003-11 one looks even worse.

Keep on remembering Neville's groaning antics last night and laughing all over again.

Nah, goes to a low coefficient country. Eh? There's no extra place is there, isn't that the whole point?

Hope Cheik stays at the club.

I'm confused.

Or anti-gay if I'm insisting these things aren't in my arse.

Hmmm, that sounds canny gay.

The £18million-rated midfielder FFS. Wish I could make a living from plucking things out of my arse.

Cue a crushing defeat by Wigan on Saturday with all other results going against us.

I'd be absolutely fucking gutted if we finished 4th and didn't get in the Champions League, would be a massive blow. We would deserve it, in usual circumstances.

Bizarre logic. Why's that? Because you're ignoring all of the important factors. Achieving 4th would be difficult but finishing 3rd would be a damn sight harder. 4th usually gets you in the Champions League. This result makes it a great deal more likely that 4th would not get us in the Champions League.

It's a decent bet imo, except you could do with Newcastle and Man City both winning on 6th May. Still not that improbable overall though.

Would have been extremely generous of Madrid to give them one like. Or Bayern Munich, you pleb. Think about it then apologise to me. Real Madrid won it in 98, Man Utd won it in 99. Spitting out facts like Rain Man again! Fuck me. Read it again then apologise to Messi.

Would have been extremely generous of Madrid to give them one like. Or Bayern Munich, you pleb. Think about it then apologise to me. :lol:

Football's funny like, fair play Mick and good luck. Imagine having to go to so much effort to falsely claim you were from Wigan in any other situation.

they'll also want to rest others for the cup finals. Well mainly the FA Cup final really, since they have about a week between games before the Champions League final. Ironically enough we stand to be the main team to directly benefit IMO, playing them 3 days before the FA Cup final could work out really well for us.

The cup finals will distract Chelsea of course but they'll have less need to rest suspended CL players in the Premier League now, another small thing to consider.

I've got to ring the box office tomorrow so I've had to second guess a few things. The only thing I'm stuck on is an accent but might get somebody to phone for me. http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/425/watchoutwegotabadassovee.png

Same here. So funny man, keep remembering it and giggling.

Imagine that had went in man, decent effort.

Didn't Terry accidentally call someone a "black c***" a few months ago? Have to feel bad for the accident prone like, must be terrible.

Hi Dave, how's things?