Interpolic

Got a big future ahead of him, that lad.

Every job he's ever had the fans end up hating him so he must just assume everyone hates him, hence the relentless defensiveness. The irony being that the Sheff Wed fans didn't hate him (yet) when he decided to shithouse his way out of that club for a bit more money at NUFC.

Today it was, yeah. Edit - it's always 1.5 hours before the first game, was 1 hour last season but changed due to team leaks on Twitter.

Savage

He should have gone there when he first had the chance. Fuck knows why any young player chooses to sign for or stay at Chelsea.

Wewww gan on Ando son

I think this explains the Shelvey cupped ear to the journos in the last game. Seems like Bruce is whinging to the players that the nasty press are saying horrible things about him and them. Probably thinks he’s Sir Alex and trying to engender a siege mentality. The absolute cretin. So an 85th minute equaliser against a League Two side was meant to be vindication for Bruce after the previous (light) criticism? Not disputing what you're saying but thought it worth typing out

No chance he has the integrity to do that.

What a snowflake.

Spite

The Entertainers vs The Entertainers 0-0 (shots)

Their average age must be crazy high.

Chelsea are always in some shitty little group with 3 sides I didn't know were in the Champions League. Always lucky with domestic cup draws too. The Steve Bruce of football clubs.

These youngsters are really putting Norwich on the map.

Tbh I usually start the games off wanting us to win, then the performance is that dreadful I think we should lose. Can't be arsed being gaslit by that horrible fat wanker in the dugout trying to feed me shit and tell me it's caviar.

Luckiest bastard going. Again.

Of course

Think Shelvey has said he won't take pens anymore.

Harsh on Newport, this.

He's gonna hoy more strikers on brummie warned us about all this I'm sure.

They scored after FIVE minutes and we've had no answer whatsoever

Newport are mugs to have only just started pushing for a 2nd the last 5 minutes, could easily have done so earlier with no consequences.