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There'll be no battle. We have no fight, spirit, skill or application. On the up side, Di Matteo could get us promoted 1st or 2nd go. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=569959#ixzz1DmI4qmiO Wow.

Lies & Pies: The Mike Ashley Story. Would knock something up in MS Paint if I wasn't semi-retired.

Sorry, that was just a noise.

There would only be an argument if we'd came back from 3 down and West Ham had came back from 4.

In my house it's on telly. This is brand new information. I'm going to this, so just like Fulham get your money on the opposition. You want to hope to God I have travel problems or a mysterious accident. We've been drawing a lot of games recently and I'd take another one here. We're better than them though, so a win's possible. All in all, lose 2-1.

He's just kicked a penny floater over a house on Ant & Dec. Celebrated it like a goal.

This isn't new information, it was in loads of papers and that at the time.

Agree completely. They're likeable in many ways (although the association with Hughes loses them brownie-points), and - to be totally condescending - it's bizarre how a club the size of Fulham have maintained their allegiance with the Premier League for this long. I can't see them being around forever, but West Brom are a big club that just need something to propel them from this yo-yo status quo. That was never going to happen with Di Matteo but Hodgson is the perfect man imo. Great appointment. Al Fayed has put the money in when it matters and that's the reason Fulham have had relative success imo. Plus they got lucky when they brought Hodgson in when Sanchez was bringing them down, because it seemed like a daft move at the time but it worked out for them. I think Hodgson has an OK chance of keeping a team like West Brom up given the players they've got, but we'll see. Good appointment afaic.

Taken aback by this news. Just wow.

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If you don't see how that's not the point then I've encountered more intelligent ironing boards. Expected better, Sewelly.

If you don't see how that's not the point then I've encountered more intelligent ironing boards.

They should sign me if they're signing anyone and everyone tbh - I smoke about 40 tabs a day but am willing to cut down to about 20 out of love for the club.

What? Piss off!

He's very much a popular 'one to watch' that media types drum up. I think we could afford him but whether we are the type of team he's looking to join I don't know. He might see NUFC as a stepping stone which could hopefully lure him here for a season or two untill one of the so called big clubs come in forhim. Wouldn't mind having him Tiote, barton Nolan and Ben Arfa in the mid for a while and tbh that could possibly be called the best mid in the premier and could get us into europe. Oh well a boy can dream Yep, we definitely just need a handy-looking although completely unproven Danish international to make our midfield the best in the whole league, have thought this for a while.

The middle names are great Alan Harper Peter Simpson Vincent Taylor James Williamson Robert Perch Anthony Taylor Jance Nolan Ismael Tiote Sean Guthrie James Ireland Brendan Best So Ryan Taylor's initials are RAT, maybe he clicked on to this when he was a bairn and hasn't smiled since.

A real threat ffs, howay man.

Those lads behind the scenes have worked their magic again.

Sylvinho was areet when he was Arsenal, certainly wasn't shite anyway.

That's so comical.

Hear, hear. Oh, so you think you're the big cheese now do you? I thought you were such a modest guy. Nah, never was tbh.

Hear, hear.

I'm pretty sure I can see Larry David. Stripey shirt, sunglasses? Good spot. Prettay good, Fugazi. Prettay, prettay, prettay good.

Just spotted Minty off Eastenders n'all.