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Shhh, I'm more than comfortable with my side of the bet atm, i.e. nowt to lose.

I've been out tonight - did Nolan score any more goals when I was away?

Oh dear.

Tell me about it, had an argument with mates over that earlier in the season. Since when did player of the year become a lifetime achievement award? It'll be fucking Neville next year. You might as well just give this year's to Denis Irwin - it defeats the point that much. Also re-affirms how pathetic the media's hold over football is these days.

It's fucking outrageous.

My work one includes cup games.

Wait US? I thought you lived in Nigeria? Aww, man. Are you about to rewrite the laws of internet reality? He's always been in the Baltimore area since he came on here, man. This revelation is no universe shatterer. Wait US? I thought you lived in Nigeria? Aww, man. Are you about to rewrite the laws of internet reality? International Student. I'm a Nigerian national who is currently abroad. Ah, sorry for being ignorant! You clearly don't read about his escapades on GC enough. It's like the Nigerian version of The Diary Of Adrian Mole, Aged 20 & 3/4 (allegedly).

It's aal foreigners doon ere anyway mate.

Gray's right - that's a lovely pass by Modric.

Look how fucking sick the mackem is man I liked it how when we made it 2-0, the geordie goes "This is a ROUT". By the time it actually was a rout the guy just looks like he feels really sorry for him.

Regarding where he could improve: could work on his long-range shooting a bit, would add a lot to his game. Other than that he's really getting there man. Totally incredible how much he's progressed in the last 12 months. I had him down as a workhorse for a good while. Can remember him being excellent at West Brom first game last season and then looking like a bit of a clogger until Christmas.

That's fucking ace man, love the idea of him getting to his seat and booing non-stop for 90 minutes, only pausing to punch people in the throat.

Nowt wrong with the front page as far as I'm concerned - the Chronicle's always pandered to the mackems far too much imo, considering it's a Newcastle-based paper and they've got their own shite rag over there anyway.

Eh?

Typical NO retarded reply. Is Messi (who joked he's jealous) a 7 year old? You're all grown men picking on a little lad. Keep up the bravado. Make us proud. Keep arguing for your rights to slate an 8 year old. You cannot win so wind your own necks, mongs. Keep fucking arguing and prove my point. That kid personified what EVERY Newcastle fan was feeling that day. All he did was show a little cockiness and do a heart shape to the camera. And here you all are slating the lad. Why bother arguing with the stupid. You'll only beat me on experience. People are taking the fucking piss man you fruitbasket.

Tooj, that's class.

Tremendous thread.

And normal service resumes.

Such an unlikely post from you, never expected it.

Will you tell him to keep his fucking shirt on please - he's a fat mess and he's showing us up.

I did - see my clever questions above.

Would be an incredibly novel reason to ban someone like. Messi, 7 days. We don't know for sure that he drank his own piss.

Ace.

You all know the score. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 8 goals? I'll piss in a cup and drink it. I was just wondering what the arrangements were. It doesn't really work if Messi goes "areet lads, I drank my own piss, wasn't that pleasant, cheers, see ya". Will video evidence be supplied? Or do you think we could inform the club and possibly have it done on the pitch at half time?