Interpolic

Do you ever boo when you're in the ground?

I don't like Barton much because I think the guy's a prick who has a lot to prove, but he was the best of a bad bunch. We just don't seem to know what to do when the onus is on us to attack and control the game. They are fucking garbage as well, Stoke.

We've totally bottled it today.

Shit.

It's definitely vaguely likely at this point.

Routledge is starting to get on my tits.

Corner.

Surely Nolan's keeling over by now and you'd bring him off?

Righteo.

Howay, more of that lads.

That fucker sold me a watch and telt me it was water-proof, and now this.

Ben Arfa wasn't pulling up any trees like, but neither has Routledge.

Hughton making a sub after an hour, maybe he's learning.

Playing like prats.

Christ alive. Hopefully that shakes their heads a bit.

He's got a bet on.

Defenders spazzing out a bit.

Haha fucking hell, if you type 'Delap' into Google Images, nearly every single picture is of the dopey fucker taking a throw in.

Your dad is Peter Beardsley? Yeah.

Fucking hell, me dad's on the telly.

I'd be smitten if I didn't think he could destroy me with a glance.

Five more! I'll start licking my fingers after I take a piss, get used to the taste.

Get pissing, Messi.

Looked soft that like.