Interpolic

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/117Agbonlahor_468x312.jpg Is there a more miserable face in football?

I would guess it would have been around 10%-25% if Smith had played. Which is a shocking statistic.

All class. Cheeky twat ffs.

Would have made a sweet alliance with these guys: http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/n/naturaldisasters/06.jpg The Natural Disasters: Earthquake, Typhoon and Shitehawk.

"Two banks of four".

He looks like a Premier League footballer even when he's not setting up goals or whatever. Happy for him because I was thinking that his Palace form was just a youthful flash in the pan sort of thing, but he looks very capable so far this year from what I've seen.

If Barton doesn't win Goal Of The Month it's a fix.

Unreal. It was almost an assassination.

look, i've been drinking so i'm buggered if i'm gonna start working out double negatives. I've worked it out for you Madras, see above. Keep sipping the red wine. Pisshead.

He did not get sent off.

Agree like, made it look a hell of a lot more even than it was.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Stone_wall.jpg That's a stone wall btw.

wat Aye, what?! Crazy.

Say anything interesting? He loves Ben Arfa. Now saying we'll be better away from home. Aye Merson, just discount the trends of the last 20 years because you watched an impressive performance.

Being very, very nice about us. Come to think of it I always loved the clueless, thick cunt.

Respect to Hughton for starting Tiote and Ben Arfa today. Completely goes against what a lot of people on here say about him, even if Nolan did start.

That photo's obscene, looks like body paint.

Same. I am a bit happy now.

Haha, commentator about Ben Arfa: "It's almost like watching the best kid in the primary school. He just runs past everyone".

Howay lads, keep the ball when you can.

"You've never won fuck all" employs a double-negative you dense cunts.

Ah, this is a bit early for Everton to be getting massively on top like.

Cock in pieces.

I laughed like some sort of insane caffeine fuelled hyena for ages. My reaction was loud and aggressive. My neighbours are probably shit scared.

I laughed at that like. "Shaded". Ridiculous punditry.