Interpolic

Five more! I'll start licking my fingers after I take a piss, get used to the taste.

Get pissing, Messi.

Looked soft that like.

How did you work out Given and Harper's combined distributions skills, out of interest?

@ Harper, brilliant.

Tyler and Gray going on like a couple of cunts.

Too far, Bill Murray.

No advantage gained, ref should have given us a free-kick in a good position. Oh, we have one now.

Krul's shirt is ripped, nothing more to report.

Couldn't tell. Sorry, I mean

I adore Tiote like.

Fucking tremendous ball in by Ben Nevis there like.

Cheick it out man, what a guy.

Harsh as fuck that like.

Nicky Butt looks like an ill Nazi.

Yeah, Sidwell's tackle just now was awful.

Howay then Wolves, go fucking ape! Show us what it means to you!

The referee's just had a complete doss today, basically.

I bet my hamsters on this. 10 minutes until some sick fuck makes a pair of gloves out of them.

YES. What the hell is it?

What happens if Wolves get a straight red now, they'd pay out?

Not enough bookings in the game these days.

This yellow card thing's going to go to the wire, isn't it?