Nepharite

We'd probably get Bony for £21mil.

So we can score goals? Fair enough.

Is Mitrovic dead? Why are we buying "all the strikers"?

Lasogga is shit mind. Dreading us signing him in the future.

Great match that Stuttgart v Hamburg.

Great header!

Defences won't be able to play such a high line and squeeze our midfield with the pace of Dombia and Townsend. Giving Shelvey more time to pick those passes.

With Doumbia up front and Townsend on the left our attacking options have expanded greatly from everything coming down the right. Give the opposition more to think about, open up the midfield etc...

Doumbia's pace is frightening would be a great foil for Mitrovic. The "Bellamy" type that we've been crying out for.

Attacking fret on the left, I'm in!

Is he going to be our Aaron Lennon then?

He's delusional, would love to see Pardew's "Michael Owen" style dossier.

Woodman becoming his coach will be the end of him.

Is there a moveable feast coming?

What a cunt! Why am I watching this shit lol.

Hope that's not a bad injury for Costa. Remy's going nowhere if it is.

Donated. Keep up the good work ;-)

Thanks for the equaliser against Arsenal and the bullet against Citeh that was disallowed.

GTFI

He didn't get the card because the CB wound him up though.

Don't mind him getting that card, will send a message to opposing CB's that he's not afraid to mix it.

I was sat near the players box yesterday, Coloccini's demeanour could be described as surly. Never took his eyes off the game, while his "mates" larked about next to him.

Making room for an incoming striker perhaps?

This kid being in the team won't stop Williamson from running into him. Premier/Champions League experienced partner next please.

Didn't he have a dig at us a couple of months ago about something else?