Nepharite

Glad to see the back of Sissoko personally.

Ever Banega, now that would be nice. Yet another number 10 but one of my favourite players. £13mil fee apparently.

Probably the only reason he's even considering coming here.

All the talk from McClaren has been about getting the right characters but this bloke seems like a nutter. WTF?

Fuck Given, fuck Villa. Pleased they're getting bummed!

Like Ashley's cock in Pardew's arse, fit? Got ya lol.

Being touted on SSN for the England job agin this morning. Lee Hendry and Trevor Sinclair... Fucking morons. If this cunt went on to win the World Cup I'd still fucking beat him to death with a crowbar al a the Joker.

Right oh, cheers.

Suso to AC Milan from Liverpool. Niang to Nufc?

Yahoooooo

Great call big fella.

Get the fuck in!

Who gives a flying fuck what everyone else thinks, he's fucking gone... Hallelujah!

Normally I'd feel sick by now.... Nothing.

Best post ever!

Hard to think how things could get worse, when relegation is being perceived as a positive with this cunt in charge.

4-0 thumping today just ramps up the pressure. Pardcunt is a physical and mental wreck. Ashley isn't gonna like being approached every week, no matter how cordially. It might still be a while yet... But it's coming!

Didn't a relative of Pardew confirm it would be a £4mil pay off recently?

I'm fucking done with this shit-pile of a club. Mike you've won. Pardew enjoy your future "success". I'm fucking out!

We want four, we want four.

We want four, we want four.

Pardew is going nowhere. Mike wants him to resign. Captain Ego thinks he's fucking great.... Supporters lose. Fuck my life!

Will Cashley be at the match next Saturday?

Email the club with a screenshot!

I've realised I'm some sort of masochistic enabler listening to Pardcunt after every match.