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Aye, £20 for on the day tickets. They must really want people to buy tickets ahead of time instead. Not surprised tbh, they had an absolute mare with the cash turnstiles on Tuesday. I queued for about half an hour and missed the first 15 mins, had to open more cash turnstiles with people sprinting from one queue to another. Chaos.

Any idea when they'll be on sale?

Just the Leazes I heard. Cheers.

I think I've missed the cut off for a £10 ticket. Where are the cash turnstiles, just at the leazes or anywhere else?

I thought you were going to say the hunchback makes him more aerodynamic.

Rolando's fatha

Why are football boots so brightly coloured or black? I've always thought football boots should be green to match the grass like camouflage. I remember when I was a kid and Puma released a pair that were green with a pattern of grass all over them, I thought it was genius. Surely you don't want the defender to know where your feet (the ball) is going?

Aye, I actually wouldn't mind that at all. I think they'd be a good fit as well.

I do feel like it, if it makes you feel any better, mainly due to the poor buggers travelling from far and wide for it. EDIT: Hold on, just checked my PMs and you've pulled out as well you absolute bellend.

I'm really sorry but I'm going to have to pull out on this. Work have just offered overtime for the first time in ages for the 30th April and I'm dangerously skint. I really can't afford to turn down double time when I'm struggling to pay rent. Sorry, I feel like a right flaky bastard.

Don't take this personally, but you're everything that's wrong with the world. I love imagining Ian as Corbyn and Ron as Cameron during PMQs when I read stuff like this.

I think I wanna shag him.

It'd be canny if all of this Rafa talk is just a smokescreen whilst we bring in Lawrie Sanchez.

Maybe he's just got his eye on a really nice condo.

Ramos would absolutely mop up in the toon like, they'd have to rename it Ram Ram Palace. Pure rammy.

Clubs would have to pay for him I think. He's too young to be a bosman.

In.

Taylor man, stop breaking The Chain and Go Your Own Way.

I was enjoying this, Don't Stop.

Only in their Dreams.

Pretty bleak when even Heaton Stan are banging out way nicer kits than us.

In the short space of time since he left us he's gone Everywhere.

Fleetwood Mag