Bowie

Why?

I probably know the answer to this, but in the likes of La Liga etc when fans celebrate a goal and we hear a different sound to what we make, is that them just screaming 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!' in their native tongue?

He's not like, cos we sold him. He scored two for Panathinaikos last neet. Not sure if I'm being whooshed here.

Eh?

Darlow Janmaat Mbemba Dummett Mbabu Tiote Sissoko Gini Aarons* Thauvin Riviere* *If fit. Our CM options are appalling like, if any of them get injured we're knackered.

This is what I'd like to happen, it won't though. Elliot Janmaat Mbemba Colo Mbabu Tiote Aarons Sissoko Gini Thauvin Mitro

Ridiculous how easy it is to burn Colo.

Get the fuck in. Is this the first time he's ever been subbed?

Aye, I noticed that as well, odd but a bit encouraging.

I feel like I've been told this before, but why can't the east stand be expanded?

Is he actually ill like? I just assumed he was hungover.

It's been said that his heart stopped for twenty minutes. Not looking great. Hoping for a full recovery. Get well soon, Pav.

This is mine actually, if I'm thinking sensibly with a balanced team. Always had a soft spot for Nolan and he'd be my captain in that team. The Spanish and French wings look f***ing great there as well.

The first player to score and assist in the same away game since Marveaux at Arsenal in 2012.

Great control Papiss.

Awww

I used to absolutely love this one back in the day: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238660/ Wouldn't mind seeing it again tbh.

Skirge alert. Fuck defence. Goals goals goals.

Krul Janmaat Coloccini Mbemba Tiote Sissoko Wijnaldum Aarons Thauvin Ayoze Mitrovic

https://instagram.com/p/9gG6hhm_4d/ [emoji38]

Been spending most our lives hating that fat b****** Allardyce. (To the tune of Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio)

Me lass is currently sitting next to Colo on a flight from Budapest.

KDT loves injuring people like.