Bowie

M4! That's who the lad on my team was. I should've asked as soon as I didn't recognise him but I reached the point of no return.

Canny photo. I think we would've scored more goals if the blues weren't so selfless n'all. I felt like I was the only one taking shots for ages.

Was just about to give you big props for including David Silva and you ditched him! I'd have David Silva over Eden Hazard every single day. I had to put Muller in there, I completely forgot about him! Really tough choice between Hazard and Silva though - on current form I'd go with Silva but Hazard is just unplayable when he's on his game. Aye, he's a hazard areet.

Yep, that's me n'all.

WEW

I never realised he was arguing with the referee during the run up to his absolute thunderbastard of a strike against us. It looked hilarious.

Aye, it'd be handy like. I'm colourblind as fuck and kept passing to the other team at the soccer dome last year.

The Brown Ale is there purely for decoration tbh, it's the Shearer testimonial one, which has big brown floaters in it now due to it being about 8 years out of date. There's half left in each of the gins though.

My eternal flame ended up in a frame. http://i.imgur.com/uMxT8JF.jpg

What bus like? Soz but that's exactly what I meant by a bit of a nightmare.

Forgot about this. If it wasn't for this occasion I'd be bailing on it tbh. Haven't played football all year other than the last red v blues in May and I was embarrassingly shit then, I've put on yet another couple of clem since so I'm gonna be even worse now. I'm in though, is anyone from the coast driving there? I didn't realise how far away it is from me like, gonna be a bit of a nightmare getting there. Would love you long time if I was provided with a lift.

Krul Janmaat Coloccini Mbemba Anita Sissoko Wijnaldum Thauvin Ayoze De Jong Mitrovic

How's Aarons got on?

Why are Dundee United called Dundee United when there's a Dundee FC?

HBA's against Bolton.

Why's he in the stands?

Aye, gan on then. I'm just getting worse and worse mind, realised the other day that I've put on 30lbs since March ffs.

Ladidas

Forgot how bad Taylor was capable of being. Fucking hell.

Outrageous. Had nee idea he could do that.

Mascherano is only 5ft 8.

Why did Keegan leave the pitch in a helicopter at his testimonial?

How ITK is Nixon? This would be ridiculous. http://i.imgur.com/pTKSpiw.png

Might be 5-10 mins late, as long as I don't get lost. Just passed Shiremoor on the metroid.