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Wish Gordon would mix it up by passing forwards

VAR needs to check that PSV players shit beard.

Love an occasional white short.

*when we're losing. lol. I'm joking.

Rotating Wissa and Wolte is absolutely killing my fantasy football. I'm sentimental and need to have a NUFC striker in my team, but they miss every other game. ugh.

Its similar to what being the president of the USA did to Obama's appearance lol.

He still celebrates our goals. That's where my hope that he is still content here is coming from.

What bums me out the most is that we sold Isak. Our golden goose for a massive (reasonable for his talent) amount. It doesn't happen often. Our Grealish/Rice/Caicedo moment. Once in a life time sale generating enough funds to work with PSR that we could really push on into the next 'phase'. Signed a handful of ineffective players. You love to see it. Proper fun.

He's exactly the type of player I would want us to have, but it doesn't work with whatever kind of football we're shitting out currently. What a awful spot to be in.

Wish we were starting to see a change in tactics and play to better fit the players we have recently recruited.

We're just very average this season.

I need scientists to study popes kicking mechanics. I don't understand.

never

We need like 6/7 academy players that are good enough to step in when needed for a few games here and there. Like most other clubs seem to have. We're averaging like one every 5 years it feels like. We had a bumper few years with Miley and Anderson. Edit: one of which we fucked off.

I look forward to it.

Will he ever be a goal threat?

Can we get a third party investigation into our summer transfer business too? I'm half joking.

I'd fucking love to forfeit it, but yes

Get the kids on lol.

Classic 'got to take your chances' though.

The dummy by big Nick. He’s largely ineffective but I love him

Feels like a lot of polite passing when someone should have a pop

"Yohan Kebab"

I agree. It doesn't make sense. Lets hope so!

I think it’ll be him that will have to adapt (whether he has the physical attributes to do so is a good question). Can’t imagine Howe changing our style of play for the sake of one player, when he is so married to it (and he’s allowed to be, all coaches have their ideology) I love big Nick, so I hope it works out somehow.