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Huge benefit to us if he's happy on both wings going forward.

Does he have Prem experience?

Surely most of it is just football culture. I reckon most football players need a mother (wife) as many of them seem incapable of taking care of themselves. Didn't Alex Ferguson pretty much force his players to settle down for his sake? Anyway. Probably a smidge of all our suggestions

Marriages in football do seem very stable Everyone is seemingly shagging about regardless.

Being a pro footballer is the ideal career to be single. Could be retired by 34, still get a lass and knock out a few bairns (if you wanted kids). Yet nee one does it.

Whoever has been in charge of transfer targets in the past 3 windows should sit out the next one. We need multiple signings, not one massive one.

Ahead of Osula?

Last time we'll use Tindall as a scout.

My issue is he doesn't seem to be addressing multiple issues with the team. Set pieces. Weak midfield. The RW issue. Routine subs. I don’t want another manager. I want him to be who I thought he’d be. A progressive, always learning young coach.

It’s gone a bit stale, like. I don’t know how he works it out but I’d like him to

He'll be a better player for having moved away from us. Grim as that is.

Starting to come around to the idea that the clubs been mismanaged for the past 3 or 4 windows. Squad is all over the shop. Hindsight is great, especially when the teams performing poorly, but we're little bit screwed. I don't think anyone we brought in, bar the dodgy keeper, is a bad player - but the whole opportunistic transfer approach has left us short in a bunch of key positions, and stacked in others.

We don't even play to the guys strengths.

I liked Chris Wood as a guy, but he could win the Ballon Dor next year and I wouldn't give a fuck. He is a rare example of when we sold at the right time, for a decent fee.

Has anyone asked Eddie about the lowblock issue during a press conference? I'd be interested in his thought, not that he'd share much. Be disappointed if rolled out the blurb about it being about 11 players, and getting everyone playing better etc.

One of the reasons I wanted to shift on tripper is so we could keep Elliot Anderson and not sign a terrible goalkeeper for 25m

Fuck, don’t remind me.

I was so fucking pumped for this season. Genuinely couldn’t wait. Then the club fucked it all with weird off field shite and now awful on field performances. Thats my biggest gripe. They’ve ruined what was meant to be a great time for me.

Building a top team is harder than we thought I reckon. First we buy a bunch of decent players with obvious deficiencies to take us up to the top half of the table. Now we're there, we need again to replace a lot of those decent players with those without the deficiencies. It's fucked.

I can't see us finishing higher than 8th this season. Things aren't happening. Suppose it's a good kick up the arse for the club given the awful summer window. The squad still doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Sean is a PL level midfielder.

The majority of English coaches are seemingly thick as pig shit, along with a majority of english players. People have been crying in the press for decades now about how English coaches are never considered, but Steve Bruce is still getting new jobs. Tuchel is a pretty major upgrade on Southgate.

Every passing game without a striker I get more angry with Wilson. Win that with a striker.

Can we transplant the greek keepers feet onto Pope?

Be humble