Weezertron

Fair, but maybe we shouldn't have been desperate (putting all our eggs in the Trafford shaped basket)

Why did we loan him if he's as bad as everyone is saying?

Burn could have got his bonce on that, had he not gone full WWE

He's a fucking leader on the pitch, like. also makes me sick to my stomach that he's 19 or whatever. I was doing fuck all at that age, yet this guy is showing up our entire team.

We have the bench to potentially get back to creating chances. Gordon and Bruno, if motivated (Gordon), can win this for us.

Unless I'm falling for Eddie's presser patter, Nick will for sure come back in when fit. He's trying very hard to build up Pope, while Aaron gets a few half arsed compliments lol

I'm way more annoyed by the Anderson sale tbh. This one doesn't register anymore.

We still need to be better at playing him more.

It’s amazing how ramsdale can receive a pass and kick it within a second. shouldn’t be amazing. But it is

Do we think he is really injured, or is this a MAGA style coverup to protect him.

Good way to get him fit! It can be his '6 week pre-season'. /s

If Ramsdale isn't given atleast a go at some point, it's another iffy bit of scouting and transfer business from this past summer window. 4m for a season long loan.

Record scratch. 'Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.'

Big summer window has gone and we have one winger that is performing. The other 3 have been shite (harsh on Murphy maybe). We don't play to Nicks strengths (no fault of his). Wissa has one knee in the grave. Ramsey is so far back in the pecking order. Thiaw is the only improvement on last seasons starting 11. This isn't really Eddie related, but not sure where else to vent.

I'm honestly not even that arsed about him as a player at this point. I don't hate him or owt, just meh.

Done with the Pope experiment for a bit. Too many weird clangers.

That completed passes stat did not look good

You whinging?

Lewis 'he'll get plenty of gametime this season' Miley.

I’d almost put Schar upfront over Gordon only semi serious…

Is that all we paid for Barnes?! Fuck, seems a snip.

He’s so springy

We’re fucked when he retires unless he transitions into a coach, and turns down all the modelling campaign contracts

Ballon D'or?

Get pep away from Bruno, the bald cunt.