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A few years ago, there used to be a website that kept a league table of which players in Europe lost possession the most. Top of the league, every year, was always Messi. We don't have Xavi, Iniesta, Pedro or Busquets to play alongside him tbf. Aye, if we had messi at Newcastle I'd drop him too.

Not really. Watching us is barely worth an hour and a half of my time. If he stayed in the EPL I would get to see him twice a year against us.

Do you not have Sky, BT Sports or the internet? I don't like football enough to watch other leagues.

He's probably the only good player we have that I hope moves to a team in the EPL so I can keep an eye on him.

He's looked quite motivated when given a run of games and you mentioned his fitness earlier, odd isn't it that a player who plays games can be fit and motivated but isn't when he doesn't play. I wonder what we should do about that? What's your point? Prove yourself in training and you have every right to be clammering for a starting place, p*ss about and lose condition then you deserve nothing. Seriously, give him a starting place just now and he'd be taken of before half time, he'd been on for 5 minutes today, chased back 15 yards into our half and couldn't make it past the halfway line when we broke forward. People need to forget what a great player he can be and see the reality. That's the kind of attitude that gets Shola game time.

Rooney needs to move to a top club before I can say whether he's one of the best in the world.

I wonder if the stream of the game he watches includes the commentary. The guy I was watching loved Ben Arfa like.

Anita is tidy.

Just watched Local Hero - Alan Shearer documentary on Youtube. Proper disgusting how much I want to feel joy when we score. Like proper GET THE FUCK IN! yelling and jumping about. Desperate. I hope this game isn't utterly shit.

One of the few positives of Mike being tight.

Lush game.

If it paid more than I'm earning now, which it most definitely would, then aye. I'd be there like a shot.

If someone did that to your friend you'd be swinging fists though. I mean it's for the best that they didn't, but he deserved such a hiding like.

trollemache, what are you after exactly? Are you wanting us to be happy with our club?

Is Ian in fact Wendy Taylor?

Just seen that horror tackle thats been going around. How he didn't receive an absolute beating on the pitch I'll never know.

Steady on. I'm just saying what we're all thinking, Dave.

We're all smarter than the average match going fan on here.

League suggests a collection of competitors. I reckon the Premier has the best group of teams in any top tier league.

It would never happen. Imagine laudrup coming in for the last ten games and seeing the quality of football skyrocket. It would make Pardew look a right chump. I don't think he could come back from it.

f***, I screamed when I saw it.

Would you be OK with spending 30% less (I know, what is 30% of nothing?) and dropping a place or two?

Pardew's decision making is so predictable there's probably no need for communication during games.

Will they not make changes via phone?