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If any new manager came in after the next game, you just know that first thing on their agenda would be signing an extension with Hatem. Any manager. Maybe it would be a ploy to get the fans on side, or maybe he'd consider it a strength to have such a talent in the team. Pardew is a plank.

Just waiting for Lee Ryder to pour cold water on this.

If the players get wind of that they'll lose for sure. Maybe Cisse is missing sitters on purpose!

I wish I could go back in time to his second spell, the day before it was announced/seen at the game. Everyone was buzzing at the rumours of him returning. You could feel it in the air around the city. It was fucking lush, like.

I don't want us to lose, really. But I'll keep hoping for another good dicking until he is sacked. We're almost safe, so.

Alan and Hatem have a proper lush relationship. Hatem loves Pardew. He's been the first manager able to control the wild child.

Going by twitter the majority of people backing Pardew are lasses.

I hope the coaching staff go when he does, out of loyalty or some shite.

There's no reason to mention it.

Canny shite to be publicly using that as an excuse.

how many years has he got left on his contract?

numpty

It's quite easy to insult their professionalism, like.

Feel bad for the lad. Going to ruin what little confidence he has.

He dribbles exclusively with his shins.

Proper honoured to have that goal scored against us.

that was amazing

Aye, De Jong has knocked it on a few times in the general direction of his team mates. So a decent upgrade on Big Shola.

We all just want a change. Pardew just saps all the energy out of me. He's a kill joy. I want to have a manager who doesn't get on my tits. I envy the fuck out of all the Pardew supporters. How it must feel to have faith in the wank stain.

He's been pretty much constantly linked with other clubs hasn't he? It's probably what happens when you have a talented, ambitious manager. I wouldn't know, like.

TBF the league should introduce a trophy for an 8th place finish.

Spurs?

Ashley has to be considering it.

Honestly, fuck off Pardew so we can get laudrup.