Stifler

Why’s he shot from that position?

Can only hope Villa fluke a goal, and Spurs collapse.

Why is Emery dumbfounded? He’s the one who picked the fucking B team.

If this performance from Villa was served up by us, I’d be fucking furious.

They’ve deserved that. Villa have been poor.

I wouldn’t say that I quite like it, all I’m saying it’s nowhere near as bad as people make out.

The view isn’t bad though. The fact is you actually get a better view of what’s going on than elsewhere in the stadium, I also find it easier to see who’s in which position etc. I can even sit in level 7 and know if the ball has went out of play at the opposite side of the pitch, or if the ball has crossed the goal line. That’s largely part of the argument. You come to Newcastle and you can drive if you want too, or you can get the train in and walk to the stadium, or if need be fly in and be a 20 minute ride from the Metro station to SJP. Others have already mentioned about the bars and restaurants, that bloke who wrote that tweet is probably still in his hotel room ready to make use of a long weekend in Newcastle because it’s a great place to double up as a weekend away as well as the football, yet cunts like him will be quick to slate the away end because he’s walked up some steps. He’s already backtracking and saying the view is great.

It’s not as bad as people make out though, especially away fans. I recent weeks I’ve seen Everton fans having a go at our away end, the absolute cheek of it when last season they were still selling away tickets with a letterbox view, a support beam in the way, oh and a wooden seat that reshaped your lumbar support. We then have away fans complaining about our away end because they have had to walk up a few steps because they couldn’t be fucked to wait for the lift. Guaranteed that cunt who made that tweet will be spending £30 a month on a gym membership so he can use the fucking stair master as well.

It’s done that way because to change them to be closer to the pitch would require them to use the turnstiles on the inner circle of SJP, which means crossing over with home fans. They’ll be the first to complain about having to walk through home fans on the way out if they got a bad result and couldn’t handle it. As for the easy parking at retail park stadiums, you find that most of them have parking restrictions preventing fans from parking there, because despite the likes of Tesco and Primark wanting a stadium in their site so it cost them less to build their own stores, they don’t actually want football fans using their car parks.

He just seems fake. Born and largely raised in Yorkshire, moved out of Suffolk as soon as he could to both LA, and London, privately educated, been known to wear Norwich shirts before he became famous.

Lack of a brain as well. Even if your licking is poor, you’d start kicking it in a different direction. He constantly goes to kick it towards the touchline.

I can’t recall calling you a cousin shagger.

Feels forced that joke Mike, I expected better from you to be fair.

Nice spot, but did you see Jesus with suicide vest on the front row?

Just watching some MLS on Apple TV, anyone spot it?

Gordon looks like my 79 year old auntie. Wearing the same dress as well.

Spurs are staying up, seen the state of the penalty call West Ham didn’t get?

I’ve turned it off. I can’t fucking stand him at the best of times, it’s even worse if Arsenal are winning, or we are losing, he seems to have a glee about him that he’s never had in life before. I’ve yet to hear anything not worthy come from him, how the lasses get pelters for being poor pundits and this dour cunt goes unchecked is beyond me. We’ll figure out the meaning of life before we find out the mystery of who said he’s a good commentator.

Come on Kidderminster.

Apparently she’s wanting to retire due to personal reason. Maybe she’s wanting to start a family?

I’m all for building an atmosphere, but cosplaying as ultra’s like you’re from Eastern Europe?

Black shirted Arsenal fans behind the goal. Fuck off man, stop pretending to be some sort of intimidating ultra from Europe and just wear your clubs colours you fucking tools. Also, a drum? Seriously?

Fuck off Fulham.

Leaving at 6pm, PIF’s is leaving at 7pm.

I’d rather Spurs still. Spurs still have to play Villa, and Chelsea. West Ham still have us to play, and Leeds.