Stifler

Gyan is a decent forward, he's pretty decent in fact and him being apart of the Mackems team is a sad situation. If he left I can't see how Sunderland could ever replace him, i think they only got him in he first place because he was using them as a step up and a way to be noticed by a bigger club.

Which one, Everton's or Bolton's?

Hold on, we have signed a decent LB and are making progress with other players, while Sunderland are selling their only decent forward and are replacing him with Crouch for £10m (£10m too much) fuck this is too good, somethings going to go wrong here.

Hoilett, somewhere between £6m-£10,

Bellamy, loan, fucks off somewhere else.

I'd hope we just give the fucker away.

Bendtner, £8m.

I'm staying away from this thread for a little bit. Some one is obviously going to make a clip of them jacking off and post it in here.

His nickname has so got to be Crab man. http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/1234287.jpg

Piss or shit ? Non, he's got his own moonshine.

Really?, his goals aside he's been terrible. Simpson has looked shaky the last couple of games but generally he's pretty solid, he and everyone else for that matter just needs to stop backing off.

So Charlton were going to report us, I imagine Ashley turned on his charm. Ashely: Hi I heard your reporting us. Charlton: Yeah. Ashley: Please don't? Charlton: No were still going to report you. Ashley: Pretty please? Charlton: We are still going to report you. Ashley: Pretty please with a cherry on top? Charlton: Oh ok then. Ashley: Now pretty please can we have him for nothing? Charlton: Yeah ok. Ashley: Thanks. Charlton: What the fucks just happened, how did he do that?

No.

Just saying, incase anyone thought I was getting my knickers in a twist. I hope I wasn't giving that impression, mainly because I don't wear knickers.

I'm not raged about it. I just thought saying he is having a medical in the thread title would separate this thread from the likes of Gervinho and Gameiro threads where it was just saying reports. It's now been confirmed he's having a medical. I imagine theirs plenty of people on this forum who won't be reading this thread because they see it as more false hope and complete bollocks.

Title update?, having a medical.

Same with SSN. Well hopefully we have LB sorted, now what about RM and a striker? Covered in midfield. Dreamland if you think we're going to get another midfielder. The problem with midfield at the moment (Ben Arfa out, Gosling needing time to develop a bit more) is that centrally we have Tiote and Cabaye. Tiote is a defensive/holding midfielder, Cabaye is box to box but needs time to settle in English football (about a season to fully find himself I would imagine), and even though Jonas and Obertan are good runners they just can't put the ball in the box. Jonas against Fuham got to the goal line, turned back and was asking where the fuck is Enrique to put this cross in and Obertan had to cut back in centrally. At the moment in midfield we have no one who I'm fully confident can put the ball in the box, though I think with time Cabaye, Obertan, Gosling will all be able to do this, and of course Ben Arfa will when he comes back. I'd add Vuckic to that list as well. Yeah thats a good shout. however like I said though they all need a little time to develop this, and at the moment their isn't anyone in our midfield who Iwould be confident in being able to put the ball into the box, Ben Arfa aside that is.

Same with SSN. Well hopefully we have LB sorted, now what about RM and a striker? Covered in midfield. Dreamland if you think we're going to get another midfielder. The problem with midfield at the moment (Ben Arfa out, Gosling needing time to develop a bit more) is that centrally we have Tiote and Cabaye. Tiote is a defensive/holding midfielder, Cabaye is box to box but needs time to settle in English football (about a season to fully find himself I would imagine), and even though Jonas and Obertan are good runners they just can't put the ball in the box. Jonas against Fuham got to the goal line, turned back and was asking where the fuck is Enrique to put this cross in and Obertan had to cut back in centrally. At the moment in midfield we have no one who I'm fully confident can put the ball in the box, though I think with time Cabaye, Obertan, Gosling will all be able to do this, and of course Ben Arfa will when he comes back.

Sturridge won't be loaned imho part of their 1st team plans "Sturridge is in my 1st team plans" *buys Lukaku* - Andre Trollas Boas. You forgot about the part where he loans Lukaku out.

SPL forwards/strikers are hard to judge though. You could find a Larsson, then again you could end up with a Kenny Miller or Kris Boyd.

If theirs any chance of getting Adam Johnson then we should go for him. Even if it's a loan deal we should go for him. Wrap up the Santon transfer, get in a quality forward and then if we can get midfielder and a CB on loan i'd be very happy.

Bendtner is on his way-out of Arsenal, I'd take him to be honest.

SSN claim he's a LB.

Who is he and how would he know? Arn't negotiations done privately with this regime?