Stifler

Yeah, looked like he was on the phone getting something. Probably just ordering a takeaway.

Oh, it's good to know we didn't get beaten by Stevenage.

Wasn't Shola out recently?, and also what about Tiote's ban?

Yeah, Pato's flight from Milan has been delayed.

Fivelive are shit though. Any rumour, bid, etc is classed as a done deal to them.

£100m.

I thought it was put back from 2:00. Anyway, it could be to announce Ireland who has had a delay in his medical.

That's because we've done good business already. We have a stronger squad now than we did three weeks ago and have even more wedge in the bank to be thrown around in the summer. £30m for someone with less than 20 PL goals ffs. The world's gone mad. If Bent didn't hand in a transfer request, at what price would you have said sell? I bet it would have been a lot more than what he went for.

I'm pretty sure that was a part of the interview process.

We are only like a point or so behind Liverpool in the league. For all intends purposes we are capable of being a better team with them and challenging them for Europe. I don't see why we should sell to them when we arguably have a better team then them and are on the up. Carroll is an essential part of our squad, he's the player who dictates what style of play we play, what type of crosses we provide, who we stick out on the wing (Barton) and who does what job in midfield. Carroll is more than just one player in our team. Lose him and it's not just a question of replacing him, it's changing our play all over. For that reason we cannot sell.

Not me. Sorry but AC is our best chance of having a decent league finish, and possibly Europe next year or even dare I say it, challenging for trophies.

£30m, fuck off. £100m, then we have a deal.

Good, now those bastard DVD player pinching, tracksuit wearing grubby accent hooligans have fuck all in their squad. I hope this new kid they bought the other days is the biggest flop since Pele first realised he needed Viagra.

Heskey to Liverpool. Kuyt to Liverpool. Pele to whatever American team he went to. George Best from Man Utd. Sava from Fulham. Jay Jay Okocha from Bolton.

I'd be delighted.I'd go to St James Park and be one of those deluded Geordies as I strip naked, cover myself in honey and sing "We're Newcastle and we're going to win the league" over and over again in David Craig's face. Well ok, maybe too far. But I'd be happy David Craig for the last 2 seasons has been getting his munchies from Sunderland.

Torres to Chelsea, Daggy to quit.

Whats the betting odds on a top 4-6 club making a signing after the deadline, waiting all the next day for it to be confirmed that it went through in time again?

Sibierski.

Jim White: David Craig, is there anything going on up in the North East? David Craig: I can confirm that I bought a a burger, a can of coke, and a packet of cheese and onion crisps from that van over there for a combined fee of £7.35. The paper work did go through in time and these munchies are mine.

Pfft, at least make it believable. Like Jesmond Dene house, the amount of players who have went through their doors on transfer deadline day.

That sad thing is you made it up/believed whoever told you. Prove it. You prove it wasn't bollocks, I am not the one claiming transfers I provided you with the information, not my fault he got crocked. I've put my neck on the line for the summer. Now like last night, I want actual evidence of me either making this up, or getting this information from unreliable sources.

That sad thing is you made it up/believed whoever told you. Prove it.

The sad thing is that I can no longer prove you all wrong, and I'll have to wait until the summer.

The Adam Johnson transfer is now off, but expect us to make a move for him in the summer.