Stifler

Martinez carrying the ball out of the box again there.

Fuck off Don, no foul at all.

Piss off referee.

Story of the season. Too much possession and not enough pressing.

Tell me how England which invented modern day football and has what is described as the best league in the world with the strongest football culture have to bring in a referee from Australia, a country that is famous for loving all sports except for football?

What’s the point in crossing the ball so it doesn’t drop until it’s past the far post?

Not 1 cross that Gordon has put in has found any of our players, 2 of them went out of play behind the goal line.

Everything.

Must be playing Aussie with this cunt.

Don Goodman. All he can do is follow what’s immediately happaned. A team can score a goal against the run of play and he’ll say ‘They’ve been dominant’. There was a game in the Championship last season where it was 4-4, each time a team scored the other equalised immediately. He said the same thing after each goal.

Yeah, awful.

So Barnes is allowed to grabbed and pulled down in the box?

Hows that not a penalty?

He did fuck all wrong there, as it happens Cash kicks out at him.

Trippier is done at this level.

Slott ‘We should have had more extra time’.

Got caught stopping himself short of calling someone the N-word, to then use the defence that he was going to use the word ‘nonce’ when people called him out on it. He promoted a campaign of hate against our club and our fans when we wouldn’t hand Isak over to Liverpool on plate in the summer. He’s done similar to other clubs as well. He’s an absolute cunt who would get smacked all over by fans of other clubs if he ever managed to find himself getting out of his chair in Dublin, on to a Ryanair flight to a football match in the U.K., even ones at Anfield.

Urgh.

Alan Smith has probably spoken a billions words during his time as co-commentator, and not one of them has been meaningful or insightful.

I’m surprised that they never gave that, what with it being Liverpool an all.

And today, is also his last day as a Premier League referee.

Did Adidas produce our barcode shirt?

They were getting it in anyway.

VVD who should have been banned from football ages ago with a goal for them.