Stifler

No idea how PSV expected to get a result playing like they do. The last time I saw us play against a team that open at the back, we beat Sheffield United 8-0.

Into the knockout rounds we go.

Had 2 half chances and almost scored 1 of them.

Get in!

Final ball is preventing us from going further ahead. Also, what the referee, how’s that not a backpass?

I thought that these rugs all look pretty cool. https://www.sportyrug.com/products/newcastle-united-fc®-logo-rug?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio https://www.sportyrug.com/products/newcastle-united-fc®-logo-rug-1?pr_prod_strat=e5_desc&pr_rec_id=39676d2d2&pr_rec_pid=7707565293658&pr_ref_pid=7707565228122&pr_seq=uniform https://www.sportyrug.com/products/newcastle-united-fc-jersey-rug?pr_prod_strat=e5_desc&pr_rec_id=3c41324af&pr_rec_pid=7732651163738&pr_ref_pid=7707565293658&pr_seq=uniform

Their whole website is a disgrace, and in the age of apps and every teenager being able to build a website in their spare time, there is no excuse for it being so bad.

There is a football memorabilia shop in North Shields called Stadium collectibles. It’s rumoured to be backed by Steve Wraith though.

The official club shop.

It was always going to happen. Everyone loses interest when they already know how it ends before it starts.

Alcohol isn’t banned from being advertised on football kits in the U.K. However I’m going to assume Sela wouldn’t be too pleased that Heineken get free shirt advertising that they paid for.

Yeah.

Nah, just Parish is a greedy cunt. He’s now hit the jackpot by delivering Palace a trophy and taking them into Europe, so he’ll forever be adored by their fanbase. He can now cash in before their fan start gaining costly expectations.

Fucking hell mate, that’s the easiest one. Took something like 20 years of repeated hurt to give me a trophy to celebrate.

In all fairness, name a club and I’ll find a reason to dislike them.

Nah but 2 of their season ticket holders include Graeme Souness, and Harry Redknapp.

Fuck that. A nothing small club that will never be anything more than that. Nearly 10 years overall of playing on the Premier League and their stadium expansion will take them to 20k seats.

Rumoured to be riddled with dementia now.

An old manager who used to work in my last job was good friends of his. I think his wife and Krul’s were friends. Anyway gave him tickets to loads of matches etc, even paid for him to go to the Euro’s a see his games etc.

It’s true though. There is only 1 away fan pub which is hard to find and hidden behind dark alleys. They have police on the doors of other pubs, not bouncers, actual police. I asked one of them why this was and he just said that Wolves fan are very territorial. In the Championship we had to have a police escort and be segregated from their fans as we left. Outside of Wolverhampton I’ve came across a few of their fans before and despite being pleasant and wanting to just chat about football, all you get is an attitude from them.

Fuck that. I’d rather just allow us to loan players to a local lower-league club without as many restrictions. Imagine Gateshead with about 5-6 of our youngsters? It could be the saving grace for our smaller clubs. No wages, young exciting players to draw in the crowds etc.

Not sure we’ll be able to chop those trees down to be honest. Think we may need some more cryo bins as well.

Can’t believe it’s TBC.

Where?

Fuck sake man, I should have stuck in with statistics at Uni. I’d have been all over that.