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You have to remember that Kane is almost certain to leave, Son you would think won’t be too far behind him. There are now question marks over if Kulusevski will join, and Moura who has been a big part of their recent ‘success’ has had a poor season and will be leaving. In saying this, Brighton could also spend the summer selling their best players.

Is that clause not just limited to Spurs only though?

I actually got a few alright here.

You are allowed losses over 3 years though and add on the fact that this season we will get new sponsors. The shirt sponsor alone is said to be worth £19m more than previously, but you would think that the sleeve sponsorship would go up a little, as well as other sponsorship. We could also gain a training kit sponsorship separately.

Don’t know why, but I think Mac Allister will flop at Liverpool.

One of the Leeds players was on the 8pm train with his dog last night.

So we need 6 teams ranked lower than us to have upsets in the qualification round in order to make it into pot 3?

I actually think the top 10 is going to be very strong. You have the usual suspects, us, Villa, Brighton, and Brentford all doing it right. Ok for us, Brighton, and Villa you would think it depends on how we handle Europe. If West Ham win the Europa Conference you think they might have some sort of clear out and mini-reset which could make them more competitive, especially after they cash in on Rice. Everyone else you think will be weak as fuck though.

Do they? The only player they have really had was Zaha who was a Palace fan growing up and got hind fingers burnt with a move to Man Utd.

Our relegations had fuck all to do with our takeover, in fact had we stayed down, there is no chance PIF would have bought us. If we had been sold, it would have been to one of those chancers like BZG of Mauriss who were sniffing around Ashley, had they managed to get it over the line, neither did for Sheffield United, or Derby.

Player of the Season: Bruno Most Improved Player of the Season: Longstaff Most Disappointing Player: Dubravka (for the Man Utd things and Cup final scenario) Signing of the Season: Botman Goal of the Season: Miggy away at Fulham Assist of the season: Isak vs Everton Game of the Season: Tie between Leicester quarter-final, and the Spurs 6-1 Moment of the Season: Tie between the 2nd leg semi-final final whistle, and the Leicester at home final whistle for Champions League football. Manager rating out of 10: 10 Season rating out of 10: 9.5 (Cup final loss)

All of them hopefully. Shame they never got a points deduction.

Which of Luton, Sheffield United, and Bournemouth are going to finish above them?

Oh well, they were never going to go down, forever bobbing above the u-bend.

Fuck, that was the chance.

A nice point to round the season off.

Commentator talking as if it’s possible for Bournemouth to score.

Not going to happen is it? The turd is just breaking up and making more of a fucking mess.

West Ham get 1 back, don’t get any ideas.

It depends if the ball is in play or not. I’m not watching it, so don’t know.

Liverpool level.

Come on Bournemouth, do something man.

Eurgh, they always were going too. Not are they only the turd that won’t flush, they are the turd the Plummer won’t even fish out.

The EFL has FFP as well, in fact I’ve heard it’s tighter than the Premier Leagues.

Well there goes 3rd, but we can still win and give a good account of ourselves.