Stifler

Bought everything that Bournemouth put up for sale. He was literally screaming for his watch to ping for that ball to have been over the line.

We have fuck all squad depth though. Look at the options we pick off the bench. Murphy who offers nothing, then Anderson who needs a year or so out to a Championship side before he can attempt to make the step up.

Didn’t Spurs draw like 20 a few seasons back?

Big decision now, play him against Liverpool and risk him getting a yellow card and ruling him out of the cup final? But imagine playing against Liverpool without both Bruno and Joelinton.

Fucking poor man, absolutely fucking poor and sloppy. Look at the end there with the throw in, the return pass, you know he’s offside, fucking think about it man. We didn’t do that today at all, no fucking thought.

I honestly think that if it’s taking you 3-5 minutes to assess if someone is concussed, then the answer is yes, they are.

Taking the piss here.

No one moving into a decent position when ASM goes on one of his runs.

We have been poor, we have been sloppy, but this game is there for us to win. Once we started running at them and getting ball into the box they started to lose shape and look vulnerable. We need to maximise having Trippier & Almirón on one side, and ASM, and Gordon on the other, because if we do then we’ll stretch them. Our goal came from using the left hand side, which made their players on the right free up Almirón.

Loads of our fans fell onto the pitch, some even dragged on by stewards and were arrested. They were facing a football banning order, a football lawyer had to get them out of it.

Absolutely know he’ll have bought a corporate one for £2k. Finest money TF ever spent.

6 tickets man, fucking hook me up man.

I got that, then on the drop down menu there is a ballot option, click on it and it should let you go back to your ballot application and finish it off.

How else is the little guy going to get his exercise if he doesn’t get out and do his keepy uppies?

Aye, I’m number 7776, although it means nothing and we all get put into a ballot. It’s very unlikely that I’ll get a ticket, but worth the try.

Brighton match is to be rearranged, it’s cup final weekend then.

It think it would depend on how it’s implemented. The original plans for the current Gallowgate had turnstiles on the Metro ticket hall.

The closing down sales were marketing campaigns. Trading standards in the end told him he couldn’t do anymore.

Oh right, fair play, apologies.

The one in Eldon Square where Café Nero is now was always an absolute mess. Walking up a narrow staircase to get to a store that was about half a shelf big.

Explain to me how not only did he keep his Newcastle SD stores open, but he felt the need to buy a building on Northumberland for £30m in recent years then? You can choose to believe that most Newcastle fans stayed clear of his shop all you like, or you could wake up to the fact a lot of those who even said they did, never did. It’s just like the people who said they boycotted, but didn’t. Or those who called for a boycott, or called for a late walk in against West Ham, and didn’t bother.

Some people shop there exclusively. There is a reason why SD in Newcastle and the Metrocentre never closed down. The amount of people who boycotted his stores was small and insignificant.

You used to be able to get black & white striped wallpaper at Dickens in Shiremoor.

Most of the bread isn’t fucking toasted man.

It came into effect at the end of January and doesn’t apply to personal use vehicles, and only applies to commercial vehicles (including taxi’s) that do not comply with Euro 6 emissions.