Stifler

Aye, took a touch off their attacker and he was literally on the line.

Surely he’s offside there?

Man Utd fans on Twitter saying Man Utd should appeal the red card. Go on, go on appeal it.

A snowstorm localised entirely around Manchester/Leeds.

It’s a 3 game ban for violent conduct, they play 3 domestic games. We need 1 of them to be postponed.

Man Utd are the jammiest bastards ever.

I honestly think it will finish as is.

What the fuck happened to Scunthorpe? On the verge of going into the National League North.

They have had their good spell that all teams have and haven’t came out of the relegation zone with it. They are going down.

Haha, fucking hell Liverpool.

Arsenal always do this against relegation threatened teams, it’s always teams who we desperately want them to beat as well. Honestly man, I think their sole purpose over the last 15 years has been to quietly troll us.

That’s going to make Arteta flap and wave his arms like a Team America puppet.

Fucking hell, if we win tomorrow then we go 12 points clear of Chelsea.

If Castore had anything to do with Ashley then it would be in SD or failing that, Flannels stores.

Aye, I screamed like a little girl when Man City equalised and then scored a 2nd time. I thought they were going to do it before that, we’d never have been able to live it down.

I went to uni there, me and my mate used to take the piss out of them because I shit you not, every drink was warm as fuck. Not only that but they have a fucking liberty, when we were in the Championship and had an important game, the one vs Huddersfield, they showed an Arsenal match instead.

Of course they do. They are Man Utd, they will think they will win every game they have.

I saw an advert today for a Newcastle train that takes you down to Wembley direct, it actually stops at the station at Wembley, and comes back at 8. It’s a dry train though.

Are the Man Utd fans actually singing, or is it just being pumped through speakers or the TV? Everyone looks too still to be singing.

Ground looks full, until you realise that everyone wearing red is actually a seat.

Aye but every single one of them work nights at Nissan. Wait wait wait, what about the Mag at work?

This co-commentator is shit. ’What a lovely bit of skill’ He only just managed to keep the ball in play by lunging at it.

Forest are finding space against Man Utd here.

I honestly don’t know the specifics. I’ll be staying within Tyneside though, I won’t be able to get a ticket, and if you don’t have a ticket you are best off staying up here in my opinion. On one hand I think I should watch the match with my stepdad who introduced me to football, on the other hand a viewing party with mates would be great.

It is a bit stupid, but I think it’s designed to stop teams from appealing so they can play the next game which maybe a key game when there is a quick turnaround of fixtures.