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Ramos a yellow card away from missing the final? he's also about 3 goals away from getting there too...

That Yellow kit man, looks too cheap even for Mike's discount emporium to sell

9...

Whoscored.com do them. http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/615283/MatchReport/England-Premier-League-2012-2013-Newcastle-United-Liverpool Go on the match report tab and head down to Positional Report, there's a pitch graphic. Select player positions and voila. Perch, Sissoko and Cabaye ontop of each other

AND THE MANAGER ISN'T SACKED. We've reached new levels here. tbf, we shouldn't sack Pardew because he lost one game 6-0. we should sack him, but not becasue of one game.

The footballing gods will find a way to screw us over, they f***ing hate us. We have the points in the bag, unless we get deducted 10 points for some random failure of sorts Crimes against football were committed by us in the last 2 home games...

Sissoko is proof of that, looked like our answer to Yaya when he arrived, now he looks terrified of the final third

"All my teams are organised and are on the front foot, looking to win the game, but that wasn't the case today. Well this season you've managed to fail at both. Cunt.

9. Think Wigan will again somehow manage to stay up. Villa our only hope, god knows we can't rely on ourselves

With gouffran not starting at least we won't know who'll inevitably come off for Shola I suppose...

Oh god, Jonas as past of a front 3 ahead of gouffran ffs.

thought it was Man utd. Oops

Was a 5, but now Wigan have taken the lead I'm about 8.

As long as the Mackems win...

We're doomed

whats with all the empty seats?

i always find when the teams are announced we don't sound that negative (Jonas excluded) it's just when you see it in action it drains all hope and love you have for the 'beautiful' game

it's hard to judge the quality of our crossing when we refuse to have more than 1 person in the box at a time.

at least theres no chance Ameobi will join Man red i suppose.

£20 is never going to happen in the premiership, £30/25 cap maybe but highly unlikely. Even if it does I can't help but think it will only lead to clubs reducing away allocations to the minimum required. I'll sign it, but there's 0% chance of it happening.

love how the german team's players go over to the fans after matches and join in the celebrations.

I have to go watch us play on saturday after watching this. It's barely the same sport

thought that was going in. the football the past two days has been absolutely phenomenal

brilliant.

onside after all.