maybe_next_year

Oh fuck right off.

Nick Pope.

These subs have taken about 5 minutes it feels like

What the fuck is this, we're actually mint, its a miracle.

Longstaff looked poor against Tranmere, needs a big performance from Willock and Big Jo to hide his lack of movement.

Honestly, the fucking cheek of it ... Oh and he's still going on about it.

Home against Palace

Are they playing Local Hero? I guess its a nice touch but i'd fucking hate if we started doing similar to teams that win at SJP.

Just a reminder to everyone watching that Jacob Murphy is still on the pitch, apparently.

That was a difficult chance, asking him to finish first time with a ball coming over his head with the keeper already quite far off his line.

Trippier has more talent in his little toe than the whole of Tranmere... actually he might have more talent in his little toe than the other 21 players on the pitch.

'Popular player....and now here at Newcastle' Commentator clearly hasn't been reading N-O.

The smile on that cunt man.

Get in!

This is like what people stereotype the lower leagues to be like, Tranmere just going full Brexit on our players.

in terms of who I'd rather we brought in Isak over Paqueta everyday.

Holy shit, was not expecting this. Massive transfer if true.

5 million less, no?

A shame but understandable. Fingers and toes crossed that after watching year of shite under Ashley I'll be able to see something worthwhile on my return up north. I looked at hospitality packages but fuck me that's expensive.

Quite liked the idea of them in the league until I realised they had Colback. With them now appointing Penfold's fatty lookalike, I Hope they sink like a mafia snitch.

Was there a limit to membership? Can only see an option for junior membership? Gutted if so. Wanted to finally return after a couple of years, gave my season ticket up after 15-ish years when Rafa left.

"Stop being such a shit mackem prick" - The note, presumably.

Hey look, there is our own box, been a while since we've seen that.

The vast majority of this team took 14 games before winning a single one last season. Incredible improvement.

Beautiful touch from Almiron to bring that down.