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Well that's a stupid pen to give away.

4-4-2 with a big lump starting up front. What year is it, 1982?

Seemed like we used to come out after half term to Kurt Angle's entrance music for a good while when I was younger too.

Can we try him at left back? Can't be any worse than Rose is there or he is up front.

walking football...

40 million

Luque wasn’t shit. Got an awful injury in one of his first games for us and lost a yard or two of pace sadly. That and he never really wanted to leave Deportivo. Remember thinking he was a great signing after his first(?) game for us against Man U. But after that injury, he just never looked anything like good enough.

Jesus we've had some shite players. Moore, Bramble and Boumsong at centre back, Chopra and Luque up front

Not sure why they'd take Murphy off, clearly their best player

He hasn't put his teeth away since, bless him. Can't help but be happy for the Longstaffs.

You should definitely do half of that

Man U struggling to make 5 yard passes in way I though only Newcastle players could.

West Ham away has gone on general sale. A good idea of how far we’ve fallen, London away games always seemed to be sold out quickly and hardly ever went beyond season ticket holders. Used to take me 5 hours each way to get to as many home games as possible. Now I can’t even justify watching this shell of a club when they’re half an hour away.

Its like Pardew never left

They'll still give Dummett a 7.

That goal is more Dummett's fault than their third, just let him wander in behind him.

You know you're shit when Dummett scores against you

Hey look, Hayden was playing today.

The worst thing is, this is still significantly better than how we played against Brighton last week.

Quality finish, but absolutely no one near him for far too long.

I wonder how much of our possession has actually just been Dubs holding it for a few seconds, seems to be the only way we keep the ball for any length of time.

The fans there can't be bothered to break the cycle of going, did you expect more?

How the hell is this 0-0. not only are we be absolutely shite, we're doing it at walking pace.

Loving Brucies front foot attacking football, like watching Brazil so far.

Aye, but they painted the walls