LucaAltieri

Yeah, my friends in Sao Paulo haven't delivered shit. I flew in for your wedding, asshole!

Having played with mine a bit now, I love it. It's a really nice ball. It just feels really comfortable to knock around. There's also something about the paneling that makes it easier to control. Might be the dimples? I don't know. But I have no complaints.

Mackem on facebook taking the piss out of Boro's half empty stadium.

Fulham are irrelevant. Hope we beat 'em. Palace could go any way, tbh. I'd still like to see us win but I'll be happy win, lose, or draw.

In fairness, The Union vs. The Revolution isn't exactly a blockbuster event. Ranking it as follows is probably right: 1) Piss up 2) Free t-shirt 3) Philadelphia/NE playing soccer

Sunderland are your shot at the big time, otherwise you're doing ok working somewhere near the bottom of the football leagues.

If in some parallel universe you possessed some minor amount of footballing ability would you ever play/manage/coach/otherwise work for Sunderland AFC?

Don't mention that cunt's name ever again please Too soon?

7 & 7 from Remick and Yedlin. The universe is now balancing that out with low scores from Nagbe and Morales.

Top of the league.

And there's that extra fitness. I'll take it.

Sigi focused a lot on player fitness in the pre-season. Looks to have paid off. Getting towards the end of the game here we're looking in much better shape than SKC.

Coincidence. I believe it was put to a public vote. EDIT: Actually, it was just the name that was a pubic vote. The colors were still announced before the XBOX sponsorship, though.

Sounders looking pretty nervy in the final third. No composure whatsoever. No sure it's worth bringing Dempsey on. He's not on form and hasn't played with half of the current team because he was too busy warming Fulham's bench.

Collin doing his best to get sent off. On a yellow. Remmick has started pretty well. Expecting to see him push forward a bit as he's starting to get settled into the game. Needs to be careful, though. Has already let Dwyer in a couple of times.

Probably play-offs bound but I don't think they'll win it. The Eastern conference is piss poor & I think there are 3 or 4 better teams in the west.

Probably worth a punt, then. This time last year Rob Earnshaw came storming out of the gates for Toronto looking like a world beater. I'm sure Defoe will kill it too.

Isn't he doubtful for the game? I heard he took a knock about a week ago?

For what it's worth, Brazil will win the world cup. They're a good side playing at home. That's the sum of it. Nothing to do with managers etc.

I'll be doing it on a farm for crying out loud. My friend owns a farm, he employs a farmer to rear animals and grow crops. It's not like I am just going to find a random lamb in the wild and kill it. I've actually helped do this with a pig once, quite some time ago when I was staying with an indigenous tribe in Costa Rica about 10 years ago. One of them where the women all have their nips out?

Except for in the sentence, "I'm killing it in the bedroom."

During a 0-0 with Denmark? I'm shocked.

It's jarring and unnerving seeing a thread where Flip is an authority.

Can't believe it took them this long. The second the UK was awarded the 2012 Olympics the moaning began.

Prejudice isn't necessarily a conscious decision. Often people will find other reasons to rationalize their bias and/or not even be aware of it.