LucaAltieri

It will save the admins' valuable time as they won't have so many people to ban which means they can start doing name changes again.

Aye. Suppose so.

Was this Villa match recorded on someone's mobile?

The Entertainers - part 2.

Like any real Newcastle fan, I'd prefer the FA cup. This one would do, mind.

Both Turin and Milan have excellent shops and a relatively prosperous population compared to Southern Italy. In any case, not too many of their players want to come to England, do they..!? Northern Italy is like a shit version of England.

Likewise. Would love to move there one day. Fourthed, amazing country. Kicks the arse of France and Spain. Nah, stating the obvious but your holiday in Italy isn't the same as living in Italia. Two very different worlds. Incredibly frustrating place to live. Too much bureaucracy, corruption, and negativity. As an example; think English estate agents are scum? Try renting a house in Italy. You can kiss goodbye to your deposit the moment it leaves your pocket. You're never seeing it again. Amusing roguish behaviour from the outside... massive pain in the arse to live it.

Correct. Hated Milan.

Enjoyed it.

Aye, that Latvian lad did alright. Get him signed up.

MSN Italia do a league table adjusted by refereeing errors: http://direttaweb.it.msn.com/Controclassifica.html On the left, the actual table. On the right, how the table would look if referees got their decisions correct. Someone should put together a similar table for the Premier League. I wonder where the "top 4" would finish?

I'd say that's worthy of a thread.

Apparently the mackems are in for Pasquale Foggia from Lazio.

Everyone happier knowing we got our business done and out of the way before deadline day?

No thanks.

GTFI

Which one of our squad do you also consider a 'cunt'? I'd be amazed if Aaron Lennon wasn't a prize bellend like. Saying that the list of footballers that aren't is probably a lot shorter than the list of those that are. Jenas, King, Defoe, Assou-Ekotto, Kranjčar, O'Hara, Bassong and Bentley all seem like stand out twats as well. Granted, never met any of them.

So, any change in the last 2 days?

He's just afraid that another continent of people will look him up and find that shocking penalty miss.

Aye, good shout. I hear Dyer is looking to move on, too. Malcolm Macdonald is probably worth a punt. He's a free agent.

Wait, what? We're not allowed to do gay jokes any more? Harsh.

Back down the snake to page 2 for you where those questions were first asked Question about where he plays was, other than that I just a lot of masturbation. Do I gather you think he would be a good signing?

RE: Signing Ben Arfa in general... He's a left winger, isn't he? Our best attack option for most of the last two seasons has been the combination of Enrique and Jonas down the left flank. While signing highly rated youngsters is a tactic I'm happy the club are following through on, is signing Ben Arfa really a priority? He's also clearly got some personality issues. We haven't dealt with flouncy twats very well in recent years and I can't see that changing under Hughton. If we had a man manager in the SBR mold then maybe I'd say, "why not?" but as it stands I don't think someone like Ben Arfa is necessarily someone we need around the club... or we need to hire a manager who could handle such players.

Prices can't won't keep going up indefinitely. With the exception of, perhaps, Man City the majority of clubs don't have cash to piss away. Those that try are increasingly finding themselves very fucked very quickly. Our way of doing business is going to be the norm if it isn't already. Maybe we aren't offering enough money to get some of our targets and it might cause us to miss some of them, but if the alternative is spending money we don't have - particularly on players that may or may not be suited to English football - then I prefer our way over Liverpool's.

I realise you were going for the opposite but that sounds like an endorsement of our policy more than anything.