Dr.Spaceman

The SheBelieves Cup has to be one of the worst named tournaments I've ever known. Great goal that, nowt on the keeper there.

Dude forgot the zero after the five. Even then I'd still turn it down.

Christ, be more people whining about people leaving their seats now

Never thought I'd say this a few years ago, but I really don't mind this at all. Seems like a good egg

If some pot 4 peasant is in my seat on the 16th...

What a game at Gateshead, 2-0 up to 3-2 down to 4-3 up...

I just hope the TV cameras aren't at some ridiculous angle like they were at WHL.

£30 for that

Definitely an argument for him being our 3rd CM against certain sides that we know are going to sit back against us.

How else would they know the current xG score?

Booked Cunha for scoring.

Cunha, what a goal

So that's Jota and Diaz both diving, no yellows.

He's kicked Agbadou, if anything

Another dive

Jemaine Defoe talks so fucking quick, never noticed it before

Another Dive by Diaz

That's a yellow card.... Konate should be off ffs, he's gone in with his arm

Diaz has dangled his foot waiting for the contact from the keeper, after he pushes the defender out the way. Clear pen, obviously.

Pel Liverpool

And then the one that gets the booking is the least a foul

Two blatant yellows for manhandling completely missed now.

What's the xG looking like, would provide a bit more context iyam

I think we've found the hardest poster on N-O here

Wrong. What do you think it means?