Dr.Spaceman

My mam saw him at PC World or something weird around 10 years ago, he was doing some sort of event. She couldn't help herself. We also had a cat called Ginola.

Idolised, surely

6 months of NUFC propaganda should do the trick.

Is this a case of FFP screwing the relegated clubs?

I think we were absolutely after him, the issue was his valuation + wage demands being a bit ridiculous meant that we have looked elsewhere. There is absolutely better value for money out there than him that the likes of us and the other 13 have to shop around for.

Dom Szob, let's gooo

Disappointing lack of Sir Bobby in the clouds

If we're truly after him is it wrong to think he's taking the easy option here?

Weird. Clearly not interested in winning anything or playing in the Champions League at the very least. If he's one of those who are swayed by the bright lights then we're better without imo. Only want us to sign players who see us as their absolute first choice.

Good, really can't see where he fits in to our team.

He is / was a huge Newcastle fan when he was younger from what I gather.

Chris Basham is my guess.

"Dalglish?!"

Man Utd fans

I never understood how you could be bothered back in the day, but I can totally see that it was absolutely worth it now

Who the hell would shout 'toon toon' randomly in the direction of strangers when out with their kids Even their made up tales are shite, they're not even funny, just utter shite. Sums them up I suppose.

The glasses in the top pocket is peak happiness.

Deal's done but his medical hasn't happened yet.... erm....

Brett Emerton imminent. I hear we also looking at Luis Boa Morte.

We could never afford that 6 month loan, let's be honest

Why on Earth would anyone make up such a shit interaction with a stranger, they're so weird

Best stay off the forum if you don't like the opinions of others

Let's just ignore the previous 30 years of destruction