Dr.Spaceman

Does he need a lift?

Bailey is a Smoggie, no doubt on the wind-up. He absolutely despises Newcastle. Seen some very suspect stuff from him on Twitter over the years for a supposed professional journalist.

Hebburn Town can go fuck themselves.

We're not the third biggest club in our city for starters. Going from WH to Spurs isn't a big enough step up for him imo. He's 24 years old and there's no guarantee Spurs finish in the top 6 next season, never mind the top 4. Will he really want to leave it until his late 20's before he's got a decent chance of playing in the CL?

Agree with all of that. It's just pure snobbery to turn your nose up at a player purely because he was part of a relegated side. Daft in fact. Some very good players fail at certain clubs for no apparent reason.

Mark Noble's hair, man

Fucking hell Robbie Savage

By who? One of my major concerns is what happens with the site SJP currently sits on. I have never known anything other than a towering SJP on that site and to see it littered with something rubbish would be heartbreaking. Also hope to god we still have the Gallowgate and Leazes ends.

Black and white stripes again ffs

Yeah, maybe they're just getting a little more pressure from the club to actually produce something that resembles quality. I can't imagine anyone at the club pre-takeover gave a shit about anything they produced.

I'm not complaining, I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy. You are one of the most narcissistic people I've ever encountered, man, this is entertaining stuff

Tedious and insufferable?

Aye but you didn't, so we're all good, right?

Revenge for what, Ashley's Sports Direct wiped the floor with JJB

Just hope we have an epic home tie on boxing day

Sad bastards those lot like.

Wraith wants to shag Sima? What?

Send him to one of the bigger League One sides or something. None of this wildling shite north of the wall.

It's a massive moment in time for them, they have to get this right otherwise they're going to fall out of the top 8, never mind the top 6. They're going to fuck it, aren't they

I just relate them to Newcastle players over the last 20 odd years. A new number 27 and a good 32 would be great. 11 is a box to box CM, right?

I hate to say atodaso...

Really?

Brace yourselves for a shit load of invisible card waving next season

Murphy v Everton. That run from Isak was up there with anything we've seen in the last 30 years in terms of an NUFC attacker running at and absolutely murdering an entire defence.