Dr.Spaceman

'kin hell, it's him isn't it. One of the more recognisable Newcastle fans is a massive racist. How depressing.

Football fans have never been the most logical. Remember when Stoke fans used to boo Eduardo after he had the audacity to have his leg broken against them? ?

Should we be impressed by that? I likely would have been in 2002. It reminds me of a level on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

I'm with you, we've somehow managed to con everyone into believing we're much more hamstrung than we actually are. I much prefer it this way tbh.

Signing both Gyokeres & Gnonto for £46m would have been a great move for many PL sides. Really surprised nobody has looked at Gyokeres, I really think he's got something and would have been a good signing for anyone who needs a striker outside of the elite.

Cool story, Noah

But we're only the best pressing side in the league because we do it together, as a team.

Are people just confusing the term 'getting rid' and assuming lots wants him gone from the club rather than just the starting 11? Bit of an oxymoron that, isn't it

It's funny how this rule applies to ASM given he's arguably much less effective for us these days. Of all the players I thought would improve under Howe he was one I thought would become an absolute world beater.

Those Chelsea and Gateshead shirts are absolutely disgusting. I get Gateshead being in the 5th tier, but Chelsea....surely someone should have had a word somewhere down the line.

I think he's mint, got that bit of explosiveness about him that most younger players lack.

Nobody knooooowsss the way it's gonnna beeeeee

Urgh

Grim existence that

My wife reckons they were giving the metro the finger at Gateshead Stadium earlier after they got off, said they were acting like a right bunch of bellends in front of a lot of people who looked like they couldn't give less of a shite

Speaking entirely hypothetically here, but could we in theory give him a job looking after something random if he was unwilling to terminate his contract in order to nullify FFP?

Absolutely perfect player to have on the bench when you need a goal. Happy with this.

Barnes and Chiesa would be a weird couple of signings to make on top of what we've already got.

That'll do for me bonny lad.

Assuming this will be on TV somewhere?

Let's sign him and make Italy the new France. Might be some really good players out there with shockingly low release clauses we could go after.

Coventry set to sign Sunderland legend Ellis Simms. Jimmy Hill will be dancing in his grave.

Felling in Gateshead, it's my in laws that say it like that, annoying.

Yeah I get that, and I've heard others say similar. I just think for one reason or another people are weirdly misremembering how good he was for us (during that specific period). We're absolutely fucked if Trips is injured and we have to turn to Emil Krafth in the Champions League.