Dr.Spaceman

Alreet Boris

Which do you want

Surely you don't advertise that you're going to murder someone

How do you objectively measure that though, that's my point. You have to remove all elements of guesswork and subjective BS when rulemaking, surely.

International football has never been a good barometer as to how valuable someone is in club football. David Ginola and Laurent Robert are some of the best left wingers the PL has ever seen and they barely played for France, so they'd be worth much less than someone like James McFadden?

It's a bullshit excuse to force scrutiny onto the unfashionable try hards who are looking to muscle their way on to the top table. The whole fucking thing stinks.

What exactly in the flying fuck is fair market value if Enzo Fernandes cost 105 million

I'm not making baseless assumptions to try and create some sort of weird narrative in the hope that people start collectively pissing the bed. It's a weird road to go down.

You could be entirely incorrect, of course.

Let the bodies hit the floor

I don't know a lot about Livramento but this is exactly what I wanted us to do in terms of transfers, take other clubs better young British players and cement ourselves as a proper force. A bit like what we did 20 odd years ago when we signed Dyer, Bramble, Ambrose, LuaLua, Griffin, O'Brien, Bellamy, Des Hamilton etc

This true? Mental, although we all know a good manager can absolutely be worth that.

Sels is up there with one of the worst players I've ever seen play more than once or twice for us.

Still remains a complete mystery to me why Shevchenko was an absolute failure at Chelsea.

Not sure if he's as strong as Marcel.

We've got Buble in the middle

Right.... LFG Looked like a different player tonight.

Golazo. Nice finish!

Mental at the age of 15.

No crossbar challenge at HT, they wheel out a dartboard and it's double in, double out.

If Fabinho has gone for 40m and we're only getting marginally more than that we've been 'had'.

Harvey Barnes will be that to a lot of people.

After the emotional rollercoaster that was the Lewis Gibson saga, I'm not giving a shite By the time this lad is ready for first team football we'll hopefully be elite.