Dr.Spaceman

Fucking film.

Tino should be playing right now

Thank fuck it's Guy Mowbray and Big Al.

Some random journo links us to an average player in pre-season and that's the end of our push for Europe

Don't forget Ingolstadt 2nd team assistant manager Ralf Kiedel.

Jonny Evans signed a new 1 year deal at Man Utd. Fuck me, that's inspiring.

I hope James is doing this out of his love for the club.

Imagine if the moment she was confirmed to be no longer associated with the club she was like "Yeah, Mike was actually a fucking arsehole about the whole thing"

6 goals and 8 assists is canny if he wasn't playing that much! I just remember the annoyance that he went to Villa when we were seemingly in the running for him.

Diaby has been canny for Villa hasn't he? Weird how they're shifting so many first teamers after qualifying for the CL. Feel like they're going to drop a lot on one or two superstars shortly.

After 2007 - 2022 it amazes me that any genuine fan could have this attitude towards the people who brought so much investment to the club. I'm as cynical as anyone, but howay.

We wouldn't have bothered with the likes of Eales, Silverstone & Mitchell if they weren't interested in challenging at the very top.

Sweet Caroline, dur dur dur durrrr

This ref is a but suss...

Tripps looks like he's won a raffle to be there.

Don't make me want to change the channel already...

Rain pouring off the roof of that shithole stadium. Hopefully it runs into the bogs to swill away the 10mm of piss on the deck.

Just hope this isn't PIF's Chris Mort moment

Massive fraud as a player, massive fraud as an ex-player

Olmo, that was class

Impressive

He's nowhere near good enough at this level.

Kolo Muani released from Sean Longstaff's back pocket for this one then.

Urgh, forgot about this camera angle

I quite like Branthwaite, just not sure he's worth bailing Everton out the shite.