Dr.Spaceman

Sarah isn't even looking down the line, he's either sideways or facing his own goal.

1-0 down and we're just passing it sideways between our defenders

Why are we struggling like fuck when they attack with 3 players. They've got one free every single time

And there it is.

There's nothing on for them. His tactics are woeful.

Good players playing utter shite. Stop passing to Slovakia.

Why all the yellow cards

We haven't got a fucking clue what to do on the edge of their box

Did that shot actually go into orbit?

Hahahahaha tripps ffs

Wow, who could have known that Trippier had such a shit second half of the season

Howe will be gone too imo... never happening, surely.

I find this quite amusing. How is his finishing 'very strong' when he's scored a grand total of 'zero' goals

Yeah, it looked like we weren't going to qualify for Europe at one stage

Completely different scenarios. They're claiming to have the funding through legitimate partnerships, we're pleading poverty and sticking to the rules. Do you want us to start cooking the books so we can keep hold of some kids who may turn out a bit shit

Imagine if they responded to every single rumour

Inbox is babe

Urgh. Genuinely think I'd rather have a portrait of Hitler on my wall than that shite stencilled on it.

Is the first question going to mention a football feasibly leaving the atmosphere?

How? Madueke has just helped his side qualify for Europe, against all the odds and Minteh had been playing in a massively inferior league. Madueke has played a shit load of football for the England youth teams too.

Always liked the look of Dewsbury-Hall and couldn't understand how nobody came in for him when they were relegated. However, he's never getting much game time at Chelsea and even if he does this year if he moves to them, Maresca will be away before you know it and the new manager will have no idea who Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is.

At least he'll get a decent night's kip

I wonder if he's related to Brian Pinas.

Lass at work who is a seeysun card holder reckons he's shite. I've not heard a good word about the lad all year

Huge risk, we need to sign a great striker to change our destiny.