Dr.Spaceman

Mate.

Dislike him as much as anyone. He does a funny handshake with everyone and smiles a lot so he can't possibly be a bad guy.

That was so fucking stupid

That was shite like

It's okay, he doesn't know what's going on

Paid a few million for Ashworth before sacking him after 5 months (presumably costing at least a few hundred grand), but they haven't got enough funds to continue paying for matchday staff lunch boxes. Brexit Jimmy is doing exactly the sort of job everyone said he would do.

It's absolutely fucking glorious

They're properly livid. Drink it in maaaaaaan

Was his gardening leave longer than his spell at Man Utd?

NGL, this has cheered me up a lot more than it should have

What the absolute shit has gone on there then

Nah, they're scabs and a bunch of cunts.

People would criticise the Shearer signing these days man "Should of signed a gerlie, man"

I can think of loads. There's only Ange from the teams above us in the league who I wouldn't have.

Mad that they've played in the PL

Martinez has at least one major fuck up a game in him like

Hahahahahaha

Onana

Argh

Time to take him out my fantasy team then

Sell Harvey Barnes

Well there's plenty people in America who believe the government can control the weather...

Leeds v Derby is usually quite spicy, fucking hate each other as much as we hate the mackems

That's the spirit!