Dr.Spaceman

Good start

He's basically Siem De Jong at this point

Remember when they told us Bentancur had a stroke

Two keepers on the bench

Concussion protocol.

Lenny Yoro is shite as well

Absolutely stealing a living

Countryfile is going on soon

Not one of our players had a good game, we were absolutely woeful from start to finish. Such a contrast to how we played a few weeks later.

Martinez is a right twat like, why's he getting involved there

There we go, been coming. Howay the scabs

They could just as easily be in front here, had a few chances / near misses

Yeah I get you, but we can't play this style with these players forever.

Fuck me, Elliot Anderson is playing

Eh, he'd be an amazing signing

Probably someone extremely underwhelming like Ian Maatsen

Would Tottenham not look to Poch again?

I want them to fold, but I really wouldn't mind them getting promoted with this squad, they'd be absolutely annihilated every single week, there'd be sub 20k crowds by the end of the seeysun.

No

Be like a scene from a World of Warcraft, the Orcs Vs the Trolls

James Tarkowski is utter shite, did absolutely nothing to stop either Sterling or Trossard there.

Can't believe they didn't stick Ipswich v Wolves on

I don't think we need a huge budget and to make loads of changes, we just need to add two or three quality players to our first team squad. One decent sale (Longstaff for example) on top of the Lloyd Kelly money should give us enough wiggle room, given we'll be seeing the back of another 4 or 5. Might even get something decent for Targett and Pope, given we managed to find a buyer for Kelly I'm sure we could find someone to take those two off us as well. Qualify for the CL, build a new ground and we'll be cush.