Dr.Spaceman

I didn't want a wank tonight but...

This is mint

Hope the cunt ages to death soon

Nah, driving there from Gateshead.

Huh, strange. Man City signed loads of players in January and are now unbeatable.

We held a Manchester Day at our club and the police advised us to hire doormen. Made a fortune that day

I'm catching the 11am from P'boro tomorrow, guessing it's going to be bouncing

DM on here if you decide to do that and want a ticket

Had a purple patch when he first got here, then was a bit meh, then got injured then came back and was good, got injured again and now can't trap a bag of cement. Or something like that. I guess he "just needs a run of games" or some bollocks.

Where are you woke fuckers hoping to sit in the new ground anyway? We replicating the corner or creating a yellow wall type thing?

Yes, hadn't thought of this

Yep, I know what you mean, there is no way Liverpool sign a Curtis Jones type player from another club. Same way we don't ever sign Sean Longstaff, Shola Ameobi, Paul Dummett etc He's the definition of 'neat and tidy', which every side needs imo. His passing stats are really good, he's a possession recycler and occasional goal contributor. Not sure what's not to like when those types are home grown.

I'm with you, sort of, but Jones has played 1170 minutes across 24 appearances for the team who are absolutely walking the league. He clearly does something right.

Ha, I just quickly googled "time in Tokyo" before making that post

Grammar makes him sound forrin - it's already Saturday in eastern Asia

You TBG's alt?

You think they're day trippers We're in front of the standing section, just hope that section is 'rowdy' and it bleeds into the other sections.

Our fans are going to be like hungover zombies in Wembley again aren't they

I don't mind Tuchel being a bit left-field, especially against some relatively poor sides. We'll be less messy when it really matters, injuries aside.

Wonder how the cool kids who love to tell everyone they don't care about England are feeling about this. Difficult not to have a viewpoint when the squad is that left field.

Ah, Reece James, obviously

Who's James?

Howay, there's a lot more to it than just an extra few seats...