Dr.Spaceman

One thing is for sure, it would be an interesting bidding process if PIF were told to fuck off. We definitely wouldn't end up with an Ashley type now I reckon, we've shown glimpses of what we can be with that CL appearance. I wonder which American we'd get

Signed Lloyd Kelly

This is the sort of game we're winning at the moment

Dafuq, never saw that coming. Fair play to the fat fucker for dropping down again.

A left sided attacking player is the last thing we need right now, surely?

Good luck improving on Isak, Bruno, Tonali & Botman when your league position is going backwards. We're also never upgrading Tino, Hall, Gordon or Joelinton. Rowe and Whittaker are both better than Murphy and Miggy.

He's going to be the most difficult player to replace, but £115 million would be an incredible starting point for a rebuild. Add on a few extra sales / releases and you're laughing. It would be good to see us then be aggressive, going after one or two elites before then hoovering up some squad filler talent like Rowe, Gilmour, Latte Lath, Guehi, Whittaker, Trafford etc all players who would walk improve our matchday squad without costing hundreds of billions.

James McAtee is back playing for them? Wasn't he incredibly average in a shite Sheff Utd side?

Wow, stealing that from Sima I see

Loads of empty seeyts before the final whistle. Must be sick of the draws. Be calling for their manager next.

Yeah, he was well offside.

On the flip side tonight's game was great for me in FF, given I've got no Newcastle players in my side

Dan Burn is a much better player than Lloyd Kelly

Bruno for me, given we've got Tonali on the bench because we have to pick Sean when he's available.

I hear you. People are passionate about the club and want to vent their frustration, and that's fine, let them crack on. I'd much rather that than people continue with the whole "I'd never ever ever get rid of him" as if they'd be happy to see us finish 17th with no questions being asked whatsoever because how dare you question Eddie Howe.

So annoyed I almost couldn't give a shite about the outcome next week against Palace, I just want to see a decent performance.

Why are we the only set of fans that aren't allowed to criticise the manager after an odd performance at home, against a struggling side who are / were about to sack their own manager after we've already seen this exact sort of performance a couple of times already this season?

Absolutely, can't believe that decision

Not sure I've seen a performance as poor as Kelly's in a long time

Just hoofing the fucker isn't going to do anything for us

That's a pen

Why are we unable to retain possession ffs

Wan Bissaka just casually waltzing through everyone because we've got fuck all in the middle