Dr.Spaceman

81, will take that. @El Prontonise what are you doing

Fuck all wrong with the atmosphere in the middle of the Gallowgate today. The corner standing helps a lot, as does smashing @brummie's boys into oblivion You laughed at us, when we went down...

The shoving of the camera as well, man ? You've got 15 mins with the lads in the dressing room, Pep.

Your ass better call somebodddyyyyyy

Hate that he feels the need to play up to the cameras by going radge at his best players like some unhinged dad shouting at his son on a Saturday morning

Pep man, such a weird cunt at times

huh?

Burnley beating Lazio to a signing is a coup? Really

As long as they are consistent with it and impose it upon the likes of Liverpool and Man City as they do us and Luton.

As it should be! Used to despise the way Pardew would talk about the sale of our better players with alarming regularity.

Why do people do that? Klopp hasn't signed anyone today for £110m.

He's defs up there with KK and SBR in that top tier.

The David Rubenstein bit cracked me up when he mentions getting the sovereign wealth fund to a trillion dollars and Al-Rummayan is like "Two trillion dollars" Going from the least ambitious to the most ambitious owners in the world is such a Newcastle thing to do.

Ordered Italy away with Tonali on the back, hope I'm not disappointed. Should be less chance of fucking it given that it's mainly just a white top.

Should also prefix the question with "Sorry if Giggs, but...."

I was going to say something similar. Of course he's decided, that's why they've bothered their arses for so long

Oh great, we're back to the whole net spend bollocks again

It certainly puts me off posting quite a bit, which I'm sure some of you are thrilled with

What's a DJ Otzi

There's three clubs in London alone who'd be desperate to do so.

That fair market value bollocks already blown out the water then

Wtf is wrong with these idiots in charge of football clubs, man

She's a good manager like, so guess our bench must be utter shite. Some of these are starting to look tired.

Only if the commentator shouted "VINTAGE LAUREN JAMES!" afterwards

Need pels here. We got any erm....power to bring off the bench?