Dr.Spaceman

Here man, you see the Barca players do that all the time

I thought exactly the same thing. There was a foul really early on that was the most yellow card of the lot.

Pleased for the lad. He's worked hard in training and he deserves that. Greyt lad.

Tino on, howeh

Captain Price to the rescue, again

He's our carry.

Being brutally honest I'd prefer Dummett. Willems for me like! Shit, aye. Forgot about him!

Being brutally honest I'd prefer Dummett.

Just hope he's consistent.

This is freakin awesome, I'd genuinely give you £25 for this framed.

"We want the gold, sucka, Newcastle United, we comin' for you..."

Uh oh.

Moyes fuming All he does is win. Apparently.

Yup. It would be his Pardew finishing 5th moment. or his winning the cup with Palace moment

Yup. It would be his Pardew finishing 5th moment.

This kind of opinion always intrigues me. Do you actually think it's a case of him actively looking to avoid the ball over him just having a s*** footballing brain (as evidenced by the insane levels of thick as pigshit needless fouls he'd commit mentioned by toon25 above)? Just find it a hard thing to believe that someone could become/remain a Premier League footballer with the mindset of actively avoiding the ball being a full-on trait. Please don't take this as any kind of defence of the disgusting little scrotum btw. More a broad thought I've had before that cropped up in my mind again from your post. It is hard to believe but I do genuinely believe he actively looked to avoid the ball. He would always call for the ball when he knew he was man marked and stay quiet when he was actually in space. I think he was aware of his limitations but had to be seen to be doing something, so adopted that as a strategy. I know nothing about his character or him as a person, but from a football perspective I'm glad he is no longer a part of the team. He loved a sideways pass and a needless foul on the touchline that presented a great crossing opportunity in the last 10 mins.

Brilliant

Agreed. He was average to shite, then got Pardewed and remained shite for the rest of his time here. Played 4 times the amount of games for us than he should have, had we an ounce of ambition over the last decade.

Wtf

Really does seem like Ashley is genuine this time with his intention to get out.

Let's poison the Stella supply.

I like him. Same as Mick McCarthy for me, comes across as a decent enough bloke.

Werner looks like one of those consistent 15-20 goals a season over 6/7 season types. He'll end careers.