Dr.Spaceman

That's a good point. I'm not usually one for buying the playing kits but I think I'll grab this later in the season.

Also I just don't think we need a shouty, heed the baal type in there. Work rate isn't our issue, never has been under Eddie Howe and never will be.

I agree, Trippier comes across a better captain on the field but you can't just say someone is a poor captain because you don't see them shouting at and bollocking their team mates throughout the game. There's many different approaches to being an effective leader. It's all about respect for me and I reckon he commands respect from every one of those players.

What do you believe he does that you consider to be 'poor' in terms of the captaincy?

That I actually believed, it's the most bleak I can ever remember them being and I'm 38. Genuinely never thought we'd see this, it's great

Going to be on tender hooks for the rest of the week

First few minutes are glorious

No chance these fuckers pick themselves up and do anything against Villa now

Nice to see Vicario has had another poor game. The bloke is such a fraud.

Pelantee no doubt

He's the signing that epitomises Man Utds shite transfer dealings over the last 10 years. Absolute nothing player not even worth half his transfer fee. Still don't know what his strengths are supposed to be, is he a good dribbler, got a rocket of a right foot, tenacious in the tackle, excellent range of passing? None of the above. We've got a centre half who would make a better CM than him.

Just love the fact that Bruno Fernandez gave the ball away for their goal

The RvN appointment made no sense whatsoever. At least Russell Martin knows what the Championship is, having won it recently. Great move, but we all know what's happening if he gets them up.

Managed about 10 seconds

Well exactly, we'll deserve what we'll get. Luck shouldn't come into this one at all, it should not be a close game.

Just chatting about it there, would much rather be playing Everton at home with our fate in our own hands than being looking to beat either Man Utd or Forest away from home

What a stupid tackle

Aye, if the club are still spying on N-O, please tell him to stop

Pep will be doing his weird crying thing after the game no doubt, the fucking weirdo

He never lost a game.

Amorim having a lower points-per-game tally in the PL than Paul Jewell (which included 24 games with that Derby County side) is quite something. He's the reason, imo. Collectively, Man Utd's players have a lot more in them than a 17th place finish.

Worth £20, easily

Right now the Coventry job > The Rangers job