Dr.Spaceman

Bayern would be class, I've got family in the centre of Munich to save on accomodation

Settle down mate

He's definitely better than we think.

I think now is the perfect time to be brutal. Get rid of the Ashley remnants who aren't contributing and sign some more stars. Let's have another real go next season.

He is the most Tory person I've ever read about in my life.

Bruno Fernandes

He's a Rondon regen. Need the manager to understand his strengths then play to them, otherwise he's fucked.

They're not finishing higher than 18th, that's for sure. Every single current PL club outside the relegated sides has a 25 man squad that is absolutely light years away from anything Sunderland can or will be able to cobble together before the end of the first window.

You can see Casemiro at Sunderland? Are you mental

I wish somebody would tell Romano that 'important salary' is shite English.

This

Nice one, pleased for my mackem mates. They'll do well to win a single game next season without wholesale changes though.

Hell of a save that

Not interested, right?

Get the Dolmio flasks out

"dirty northern bastards"

Play off final v Sheffield Utd but let's make it about Newcastle.

Warhammer themed rucksack, long Sleeve replica shirt, blue jeans and Sambas - it's the N-O starter pack

Only way we should is if his head is turned and he submits a formal request

Nah, you're alright thanks Manchester.

There's another defender out as well, isn't there? Should be interesting with a patched up defence. Just hope Doucoure doesn't turn into Eusebio on his final game for them.

Genuinely the first time I've seen his name mentioned in what feels like forever. That move to Saudi really was akin to him falling off the face of the earth.