Dr.Spaceman

Imagine paying to see this

Blackburn really want to win this, the mad bastards.

This likely to be on in any bars in town?

7 million is a lot for us to offer, can't see this materialising.

You can see it now "Kenyon Furious With Letter Being Leaked"

Every time I've seen Foyth play I've though he was pretty shite.

Good win Meh.

Evil wife and there is literally nothing else to do and no where else to go at the weekend. Calm down, Moose.

Why would there even be a deadline

Wouldn't be surprised if he withheld the payment from himself to himself and we were all told to be grateful.

Boring.

He'll win them the league.

100% agree Genuine question here - what has kept you for so long?

Why does it need that though? There's absolutely no reason we should need a monumental collapse for him to sell us.

Uh oh.

Lazy cunt Shelvey is good at aimless balls over the top.

Schar is fucked

Yup, he's jogging around though.

What is going on

Rondon moving like the tank he is.

We're ridiculously sloppy in posession.

not at all, but the kid is approaching 20 goals in the stiffs isn't he? our backup strikers can't score for shit...not a massive leap to make tbh happy to trust rafa as always, you'd have just thought he might have been worth a look What are you basing this on? I'd have thought it was a massive leap, given that you see players scoring 20 odd goals in the championship and then massively struggling in the Premier League, for example. To just blindly assume he'd even outscore Joselu is daft, the kid has had one half of a good season at youth level ffs.

Love how you can here the scousers shouting obscenities from the stands. "You fucking shithouse" I swear every time I watch Everton I hear the same bloke shout that.

I don't think the guy who's won 12 major trophies as a manager has thought of any of that mate.

There's still ages to go